AGEISM
I KNOW YOU THE BEST
WHY DID THEY LET ME IN A LAB?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
HERE BY CHANCE?
100

Who has been in the lab for 127 days?

A: Julie                   B: Agnete

C: Edda                  D: Mirna

100

Who has had the most had pets in their lifetime?

A: Isabel               B: Irina

C: Kostya              D: Agnete

100

Who gets revealing dreams on their mistakes in the lab at 3:30am?

A: Kostya              B: Julie

C: Tuly                  D: Meet

100

Who has been on a disastrous canoe trip involving muddly flipflops, leeches, and a drowned phone?

A: Dorottya           B: Kostya

C: Isabel               D: Laura

100

What proportion of body weight represents the brain?

A: 8%                 B: 0,4%

C: 2%                   D: 1,5%

200

Who has been in the lab for 3200 days?

A: Navneet            B: Isabel

C: Meet                 D: Laura

200

Who has worked in most labs in their lifetime?

A: Irina                 B: Navneet

C: Meet                 D: Bente

200

Who crawled on the animal facility floor to catch a rat and for good reasons turning theirselves into a green hippo?

A: Navneet            B: Meet

C: Irina                 D: Tuly

200

Who broke their arm because they unable to run backwards?

A: Katarina            B: Romain

C: Koya                 D: Julie

200

Which part of the brain can be stimulated during awake brain surgery without the patient feeling pain?

A. Primary somatosensory cortex
B. Cerebral cortex (any region)
C. Brain tissue itself has no pain receptors
D. Thalamus

300

Who has been in the lab for almost 34 months?

A: Laura                B: Isabel

C: Romain             D: Koya

300

Who was the last to descale the coffee machine?

A: Laura

B: Mirna

C: Meet

D: Tuly

300

Who forcibly donated their blender as lab equipment because it had been forever contaminated by garlic?

A: Koya                 B: Romain

C: Agnete              D: Dorottya

300

Who got so lost on a bike trip around Copenhagen that they ended up in the psych ward?

A: Navneet           B: Romain

C: Isabel              D: Irina

300

The estimated storage capacity of the human brain (in terms of synaptic information content) is closest to:

A. ~1 GB
B. ~10 GB
C. ~2.5 PB (petabytes)
D. ~1 EB (exabyte)

400

Who has been in the lab for 80,352 x (5 minutes microwave cycle)?

A: Tuly                  B: Agnete

C: Julie                  D: Navneet

400

How many are lefthanded?

A: 0                     B: 1

C: 2                     D: 3

400

Who has set a chemical hood on fire?

A: Agnete              B: Katarina

C: Navneet            D: Laura

400

Who has entrapped a lady on a bus by yarn?

A: Isabel               B: Laura

C: Agnete              D: Dorottya

400

Which neurotransmitter is also used peripherally in the gastrointestinal tract, where it plays a major role in motility?

A. Dopamine
B. Serotonin (5-HT)
C. GABA
D. Acetylcholine

500

For how many hours has the KhoKos Lab existed?

A: 94,416 hr       B: 101,589 hr

C: 72,124 hr      D: 69,365

500

Who has lived in most countries?

A: Laura               B: Isabel

C: Meet                D: Kostya

500

Who got a black eye from their bachelor student?

A: Kostya             B: Romain 

C: Meet                D: Navneet

500

Who liberated a bunch of flies in a lab because they forgot to give them CO2?

A: Irina

B: Agnete

C: Navneet

D: Katarina

500

What actually causes the sensation of a brain freeze?

A. Sudden cooling of cerebrospinal fluid
B. Rapid dilation and constriction of blood vessels in the palate
C. Freezing of cranial nerves
D. Ice crystals forming in sinus cavities