The Patron Saint of Transportation
These uniquely green features of Esme’s are responsible for every compliment she pretends not to hear.
What is her green eyes?
This is the weekend activity Esme has accepted she will never win against, because he treats it like a sacred calling.
What is Fishing?
This is the job they both proudly work — the one where the paycheck is tiny, the hours are chaotic, and the real benefits are “free leftover pizza” and “Jesus will provide.”
What is Youth Ministers?
Whenever someone needs to get vulnerable, Esme makes sure to invite this deep, honest conversation.
What is "Let's talk about that" or "Let's get to the root of that"
Joey’s go-to pickup line, usually delivered with a wink, is this simple greeting that somehow works… sometimes.
What is How you Doin?
She’s known to mispronounce this word so badly it’s become an inside joke.
What is "Says"
This NFL team, also known as Gonzo’s toxic weekly relationship, somehow manages to raise his hopes and crush them in the same game.
What is the Dallas Cowgirls?
This is the incredibly romantic location where Gonzo popped the question
What is her front yard?
Whenever Gonzo has no evidence but needs to prove he is right he responds with this three-word phrase.
What is "Jesus Says"?
Ross famously said this line after sleeping with another woman, causing endless debate among Friends fans.
When Esme becomes a Saint, this part of her body will be incorrupt
What is her ankle
Gonzo is so committed to his unofficial second vocation as a priest that he once blessed THIS thing by laying his hands over it, in the presence of about 5 other priests
What is Nachos
This was the couple’s original wedding date — the day that could have been, before life, vibes, and scheduling said, “lol no".
What is Oct. 25th (Thanks Vane LOL)
This person said "Erin, you are the only white girl I F with"
Who is Esme?
This couple first hooked up in London during Ross’s wedding, shocking their friends but sparking one of TV’s most beloved romances.
Who is Monica and Chandler
This is the name of Esme’s ride-or-die vehicle — the one that shakes, rattles, wheezes, and still somehow keeps showing up like it’s on a mission from God.
What is RiRi
He was once told he looked like he was part of this exclusive program.
What is the Out of the Hood Program
This is the place where Esme and Gonzo had their very first date
What is Cold Stone?
Gonzo, showing off his unique sense of humor and knowledge of “His People’s" history, said, “Look at you this person, first black woman to sit in the front seat.”
Who is Delila?
Rachel started at Central Perk as a waitress but eventually worked her way up in the fashion world, landing a job at this iconic clothing company.
What is Ralph Lauren?
She swears she’s “chill,” but will absolutely lose her mind if someone texts her this
What is "I'll Try"
Gonzo’s well-known ‘spiritual gift’ isn’t his cooking, fishing, or youth ministry skills — it’s THIS physical feature, which has caused at least three accidental stumbles, two jaw drops, and one confirmed ‘Lord, have mercy.
What is that "That wagon that he is dragging"
The way the groom first “expressed his love” for the bride, leaving her confused but intrigued
What is by "Sister Zoning" Her
This person declared, “I am done being American, can we be Mexican again?” on the 4th of July
Who is Esme?
Joey's character on Days of Our Lives, Dr. Drake Ramoray, is killed off but later returns via this surgical procedure
What is a Brain Transplant?