#ElizaLore
Before consulting, university, and LinkedIn consumed her life, Eliza had a humble beginning. What was her first-ever job?
Host at Don Cherry's Bar & Grill
Eliza has been given 24 hours to solve a completely unnecessary problem. What is the FIRST thing she does?
A) Panic
B) Call someone
C) Make a list
D) Pretend the problem doesn't exist
C — Make a list
Eliza is going on a 3-month backpacking trip. Of the following people, who is most likely to survive the trip with her without committing a felony?
A) Amisha
B) Vanessa
C) David
D) Nilou
A - Amisha
Would Eliza actually... plan a party so intensely that the party itself becomes a project-management exercise?
Yes - omfg you're living it
What substance has recently become essential to Eliza's continued academic and professional functioning?
Alani Nu Energy Drinks
In high school, Eliza repeatedly found herself in the principal's office for this absolutely criminal offense.
Not doing up her top button.
You have offered Eliza $10,000 to do ONE of the following. Which one is she still refusing?
A) Drop everything and move across the world tomorrow
B) Ride a massive rollercoaster
C) Present solo in front of 5,000 people
D) Live off the grid for 6 months
B - Ride a massive rollercoaster
Every cinematic universe needs its villains. Who are officially classified as Eliza's biggest opps?
M*ya and M*ggie
Which of these things has ACTUALLY happened to Eliza?
A) She accidentally got locked inside a nightclub overnight
B) She sat in the back of a police car for ~1hr
C) She hitchhiked to and from a German campsite
D) She slept through a major earthquake
D - She slept through a major earthquake
Eliza has one country on the brain when it comes to where she ultimately wants to live. What is it?
The USA
For the majority of her life, Eliza religiously practiced this musical discipline.
Classical voice
According to documented Eliza history, what is the first thing she does whenever she decides she needs a major life change?
Gets a piercing
During university, Eliza has somehow managed to move this many times.
A) 4
B) 5
C) 7
D) 11
Which of the following has NOT happened to Eliza?
A) She was temporarily detained at a foreign airport where no one spoke English
B) She kicked down a door to stop someone from harming themselves
C) She ran from the cops after a house party got busted
D) She was caught speeding so badly she was breathalyzed
A - She was temporarily detained at a foreign airport where no one spoke English
Eliza has had a terrible day. She's getting into bed, turning off the lights, and watching this show she's probably already seen approximately 47 times. What show is she watching?
Grey's Anatomy
Before becoming the person we know today, Eliza briefly entered her Hollywood era. What role was her first major acting break?
Anne in The Diary of Anne Frank
If Eliza is invited to go out at 6:00PM, what time will she be at the function?
A) 5:30PM
B) 7:00PM
C) 6:00PM
D) 7:45PM
How many countries has Eliza travelled to in the past year?
11 countries
Which TWO of these are true?
A) Eliza threw a shot glass at a man across a bar
B) Eliza did shrooms and tripped so hard she felt like she lived 3 lives
C) Eliza once ended up crossing a border to a different country by accident
D) Eliza fell from a ski lift and stopped the whole mountain
A & D
You're at the bar with Eliza. The music is loud. The night is young. The bartender asks what shot she wants. What is she ordering?
Pornstar
Put these events in the correct order to recreate the legendary night that ended with Eliza being motorboated by a Danish stripper.
A) Get brought on stage in a full strip club
B) Eat Chinese soup
C) Smoke a fat joint
D) Drink 4 shots of vodka
Correct Order: C, B, D, A
There is one extremely specific task Eliza has managed to procrastinate with remarkable consistency. What is it?
Uploading/sending pictures from her digital camera
Eliza's screen-time report is subpoenaed. Which app is responsible for the greatest percentage of her digital footprint?
Eliza is offered $10 million, but: she must completely erase her current identity, disappear from everyone she knows, and start a brand-new life. Does she take the deal?
No — the world needs Eliza, and she has a necessary role to play in it.
Eliza has decided that she is going to become extremely successful in this career, despite having absolutely no conventional reason to believe this will happen. What career is it?
Actress/Influencer - both will be accepted :)