Michael’s Biggest Blunders
Misuse of this household appliance resulted in Michael being temporarily disabled.
What is “A Foreman Grill”?
Dwight accuses Jim of coming up with this fake illness named after a breakfast cereal.
What is “Count Choculitis”?
This is the name of Andy’s college acapella group.
What is “Here Comes Treble”?
This is the secret to making Kevin’s famous chili.
What is “Undercooking the onions”?
“Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball!”
Who is “Kelly”?
Michael gave these items to the students of Scott’s Tots as compensation for not being able to pay for their college tuitions.
What are “Lithium Laptop Batteries”?
After a nuisance terrorizes the office, Jim convinces Dwight that he’s turning into one of these.
What is “A Vampire”?
In the intro where Dwight tape records the conference room meeting, the other employees start making fun of him. Andy ends their fun by abruptly yelling this sentence.
What is “I AM NOW CHOPPING OFF PHYLLIS’S HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!! (renenenenew.)”?
When Michael tasks his employees with setting him up on a date, Kevin gives him this person’s phone number.
What is “Wendy’s”?
“We do safety training every year, or after an accident. We’ve never made it a full year.”
Who is “Darryl”?
Michael mistakenly gave multiple of these to one of the company’s biggest clients, putting the Scranton branch in financial turmoil.
What are “Golden Tickets”?
This is how Jim makes Dwight believe that the coffee has been poisoned.
What are “Faxes from himself from the future”?
By over-preparing for a golf game with a potential client, Andy subjected himself to these.
What are “Blisters on his hands”?
Michael, upset at his employees for not accomplishing certain goals, takes his frustration out on Kevin by forcing him to do this.
What is “Eat Broccoli”?
“My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven’t talked in sixteen years over some disagreement I don’t even remember.”
Who is “Angela”?
Michael claims “It happened on company property with company property”, and “Double Jeopardy, we’re fine” in regards to this mishap.
What is “Hitting Meredith with his car”?
Jim uses a bunch of nickels to make Dwight do this.
What is “Hitting himself in the head with the phone”?
In an attempt to impress Erin, Andy consumes a powdered form of this animal.
What is “A Seahorse”?
Stacy broke up with Kevin after he claimed the Eagles could accomplish this.
What is “Clenching the NFC East”?
“Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality, and a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive.”
Who is “Phyllis”?
In “Back from Vacation”, Michael accidentally sends out an explicit photo of Jan and tasks Dwight with tracking it down. This is the file name of the photo that Michael gives Dwight.
What is “Jamaican Jan Sun Princess”?
When all of the items from Dwight’s desk are put inside of the vending machine, Pam walks up to the machine, buys this item, and claims it as her own.
What is “Dwight’s Pencil Cup”?
Andy struggles to identify the product advertised in the Kit Kat jingle, only to settle on “Fancy Feast” in the outro of the episode. These are the three things he guesses in the intro to the episode.
What are “Applesauce, Chrysler Car, and Football Cream?”
After a temporary coworker explains it to him, Kevin believes he may be responsible for committing this crime.
What is “Insider Trading”?
“I consider myself a good person. But I’m gonna try to make him cry.”
Who is “Oscar”?