Quotes
"HOOKAH IS NOT AN ILLEGAL DRUG MICHAEL"
WHO IS TOBY FLENDERSON
HIS MIDDLE NAME
THIS FIANCE OF KEVIN'S BROKE UP WITH HIM AFTER HE SAID THAT THE EAGLES COULD CLINCH THE NFC EAST
WHO IS STACEY
MICHAEL HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO USE THIS WAREHOUSE MACHINE
WHAT IS THE BALER
DAVID WALLACE SELLS THEM THE PATENT FOR "SUCK IT"
WHAT IS THE U.S. MILITARY
"THIS REMINDS ME OF KATRINA"
WHO IS DEANGELO VICKERS
WATCHING THIS SHOW GIVES HIM BABY FEVER
WHAT IS OPRAH
STEPMOTHER TO STANLEY'S DAUGHTER
WHO IS TERRI
THE SEAMONSTER'S NAME
WHAT IS LONNIE
JIM'S FAX TO DWIGHT (PRETENDING TO BE FUTURE DWIGHT) SAYS THAT THIS WILL HAPPEN AT 8AM
WHAT IS SOMEONE WILL POISON THE COFFEE
"THIS IS NOT WORKING, OKAY? WE'RE GETTING SLAUGHTERED OUT THERE"
WHO IS JOSH PORTER
ACCORDING TO HIMSELF, HE COULD NOT TALK AT THIS AGE
JIM BRIEFLY DATES THIS HANDBAG SALESMAN IN SEASON 2
WHO IS KATY
MICHAEL MISTAKES THIS WAREHOUSE WORKERS NAME FOR PUDGE
WHAT IS MADGE
IN THE EPISODE VALENTINES DAY, WE LEARN BRANCH MANAGER CRAIG HAS BEEN KICKED OUT OF EVERY ONE OF THESE IN ALBANY
WHAT ARE STRIP CLUBS
"TUNA RIGHT? AND THIS MUST BE YOUR LOVELY WIFE PAM"
HE COMPARES HIMSELF TO THESE 3 ATHLETES BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL
WHO ARE TRACY MCGRADY, LEBRON JAMES, KOBE BRYANT
DWIGHT IS SEEN EATING THIS CANDY BAR THAT ANGELA BOUGHT FOR HIM
WHAT IS A BABE RUTH
VAL'S BOYFRIEND
WHO IS BRANDON
OSCAR SAYS THAT OTHER THAN HAVING S*X WITH MEN, THIS IS THE GAYEST PART ABOUT HIM
WHAT IS THE FINER THINGS CLUB
"LOOK AT LARRY BIRD. LARRY LEGEND."
WHO IS ROY ANDERSON
HE HUNG OUT WITH THIS PERSON THE MOST BY THE END OF HIGH SCHOOL
WHO IS THE LUNCH LADY
DWIGHT COURTS THIS WOMAN WHOSE FATHER WANTS TO LEASE A TRACTOR WITH HIM
WHO IS ESTER
IN THE EPISODE BASKETBALL, MICHAEL CLAIMS HES EARNED THE RIGHT TO CALL THE WAREHOUSE THIS
WHAT IS THE WH*RE HOUSE
DWIGHT ASKS ABOUT THIS CLIENT'S HOMOSEXUAL SOPHOMORE SON
MR. SCHOEFIELD