He said 1st
She said 1st
He said last
She said last
Somebody said
100

Hey, Big Tuna, you're single, right?

Andy

100

So what does downsizing actually mean?

Phyllis

100

Ok. I need a drink.

Stanley

100

Do you even have a mattress?

Angela

100

That's what she said.

Michael

200

Well...?

Stanley

200

Michael, please can we talk about this memo?

Meredith

200

I think I've finally mastered commitment.

Ryan
200

You're not alone sister. Let's grab a beer sometime.

Phyllis

200

So, yes. I'd say Ive gotten along with my subordinates.

Dwight

300

Yeah. It'll be you.

Kevin

300

I bet it's gonna be me. It's probably gonna be me.

Angela

300

I feel like all my kids grew up and married each other. It's every parent's dream.

Michael

300

We're running off into the sunset.

Kelly

300

I told you I couldn't close it.

Jim

400

Daniqua sent me down to start today.

Ryan
400

I have a customer meeting.

Kelly

400

It's just that I am so emotional. No, but maybe the reason...

Kevin

400

I worked at a paper company all these years, and never wrote anything down.

Phyllis

400

Shall I play for you, Pa Rum Pa Pum Pum. I have no gifts for you, Pa Rum Pa Pum Pum.

Dwight

500

You guys gotta  update your resumes, just like I'm doing.

Oscar

500

I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might...

Pam

500

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you actually left them.

Andy

500

There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kinda the point?

Pam

500

Everything I have, I owe to this job. this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.

Jim