WHO SAID IT
This great law giver gave us great health advice by instructing us not to eat bats, pelicans, weasels, camels or ferrets. However, if you get a craving for a nice beetle or grasshopper, bon appetit! It's alright with God.
Moses
Absalom: a)His long flowing hair got tangled on a branch, hanging him there until his enemies found him. b)He fell backwards off a cliff while fighting the Philistines. c)He was crushed by his own idol while carving it.
A - His long flowing hair got tangled on a branch, hanging him there until his enemies found him.
Adam and ______
Eve
Ezekiel didn't teach the people to do this: a)make bread, bake it in cow dung & eat it in front of everyone; b)jump up & down in the central square like a frog for hours; c)lie down on his left side for 390 days, the on his right side for 40; d)cry or mourn when his wife died
B - jump up and down in the central square like a frog for hours
Jonah was in the whale for this many days.
Three
"Behold, Esau my brother is hairy man, but I am a smooth man."
Jacob
Jezebel: a)fire from heaven came down and consumed her; b)a crack in the earth opened up and swallowed her whole; c)was thrown out a window by her own servants and eaten by dogs
C - She was thrown out of a window by her own servants and eaten by dogs.
Noah and _____
the Ark
This happened when the Phillistines captured the ark from the Israelites: a)they tried to open it & they melted; b)their pagan temples crumbed to the ground; c)they got hemorrhoids; d)they fell into a deep sleep until the Israelites could recover the ark
C - they got hemorrhoids
God did this when the people of Babylonis tried to build a tower to heaven.
God confused their language so they couldn't understand one another.
He told his family he had dreams that they would bow down to him. They were less than enthusiastic.
Joseph
Abimelech: a)trampled by a herd of stampeding camels b)hit in the head by a piece of falling kitchenware c)thrown into a vat of boiling hot olive oil
B - He was hit in the by a piece of falling kitchenware
David and _____
Goliath
Israelites gave this test to those wishing to enter its borders to verify they were of the house of Israel: a)had them say "Shibboleth" because only an Israelite could pronounce it correctly; b)asked them to demonstrate the "Shalom Beth la Haim" dance; c)recite their geneology back to Abraham; d)quote Leviticus
A - had them say "Shibboleth" because only an Israelite could pronounce it correctly
Name 5 of the 10 plagues of Egypt.
Nile turned to blood, frogs, lice, flies, livestock pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and death of first born
"It's better to dwell in the wilderness than with a contentious and angry woman."
Soloman
Sisera: a)drown in a pool of his horse's blood; b)had a tent stake hammered into his head; c)impaled by his own spear while cleaning it
B - had a tent stake hammered into his head
Joseph and _____
the Coat of Many Colors
When to Lord didn't answer Saul's prayer because of his wickedness, he resorted to asking a witch from this place: a)Tatooine; b)Endor; c)Dagobah; d)Naboo
B - Endor
The Israelites worshipped this while Moses was receiving the 10 Commandments.
the Golden Calf