Why
Why are horses the best?
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.
What happened to my hat?
IT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND*
*Like me hair :(
How does a cow work?
It. Doesn't. Work.
What's up, Honey?
AWK.
Who created this horrible windstorm?
THE FROGS. (They evil, dude.)
WHY are we alive?
The supreme powers of the world (horses) wished it to be.
WHAT is supreme in many- no, ALL ways?
HORSES, DUH!
Learned my lesson..
Way too long ago.
Please state and spell your name for the record.
Well, uh, A.G is, uh, well, um, A as in alligator and then, um, er, G as in girl. *snorts with laughter*
WHO escorted the chicken to jail?
The cop.
Why is it so darn windy today?
*swoosh*
What prompted you to take this quiz?
Athena!
How does an airplane work?
MAGIC.
What happened to your hair?
Le windy snatched it, my dude. (Weave-snatched!)
WHO rules over SGS?
The Overpowering Powers of SGS (Meaning that if, by chance, you get an email from them concerning your immediate removal from the school, pack your bags and hit the road cause these ain't the kind of people you wanna rub the wrong way.)
WHY was the chicken in jail?
BY JOVE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ONE!
WHAT jury trial did I most recently attend?
The chickens'. (Or Ryan's, whateves.)
TO PROTEST THE LAW AND EXERCISE THE ILLEGAL ACT OF JAYWALKING.
Whose guilty?
DEVIN.
WHO is the coolest ganster of dem allllllllllllllll?
PONSTER!! (Ponster!)
DA!! (Da!)
GANSTER!! (Gangster!)
WHY is he just so dang slimy?
Cause he's Devin- DUH.
WHAT did that cop say when that cop saw that chicken crossing the road?
How would you rate this quiz so far?
Perfection in a bundle.
What is the meaning of AWK?
AWK.
WHO are you?
A BEAN!!!! (Re-fried, baked, lima, black, kidney, pinto, green, jelly, red, etc..)