Who your daddy Be?
In 1820, there were 4000 Tejanos in the area that is Texas. Who was they daddy?
Spain
This dude made a deal with Spain to colonize Texas with Americans but then up and died before it actually happened
Moses Austin
Dear 'Mericans, you can come to Texas but, only if you are prepared to learn this language
Spanish (I also would accept Klingon)
These 'Mericans moved to TX because maybe they had a little tiny trouble with the law.
Criminals, Outlaws, anyone from Missouri
What dude peed on the Alamo?
Ozzy Osbourne
When Moses Austin made a deal to colonize Texas with Americans, who his daddy be? (What country did he make this agreement with)
Spain
This dude was thought he was the "Napoleon of the West". Nice uniform though, lots of shiny medals. Man that guy sure do love heself...
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna
Dear 'Merica,
If you move here to Texas, we are gonna need you to swing by the Iglesia and talk to the Padre so you can become this
Catholic
These 'Mericans moved to TX because they maybe had a little tiny imbalance between their assets and liabilities
Debtors
Which gross bugs are in Texas that will straight sting you? Also a fun 1970s-80s metal band from Germany
Scorpions
Before the Conquistadores took over, who was the daddy of Texas and Mexico?
The Aztecs
This dude was a buddy of Andrew Jackson and led the Texian Army, and was President of Texas. The should name a city after that dude.
Sam Houston
Dear 'Mericans,
If you come to Texas, it will really only work out if you decide to obey the laws of this country (Because we is your daddy now)
Mexico
After Andrew Jackson left the US presidency, which President inherited the Texas mess and said something like "I think America is busy that night...we have to wash our hair, maybe some other time? Don't call me, I will call you"
Martin Van Buren
Which battle is "Remembered" for a 12 day last stand before Mexico got very Old Testament and killed every Texian.
The Alamo
Hey America, we Texans are free now and we voted to become Americans, will you be our daddy? (Which US President)
Andrew Jackson
In Texas, how long can a dude be president before he gotta go do something else? (Bye Felicia!!)
3 years
Dear 'Mericans,
Hey when you are putting together your packing list to move in and colonize Texas, could you please leave out these...you will not need them
Slaves
This has ZERO to do with 'Merica. What was the final Battle of the Texas war for Independence that was over in 18 minutes and got Santa Anna captured
San Jacinto
The World Series of Poker plays this type of card game.
P-P-P-P-Poker FACE............
Texas Hold 'em
Stephen Austin brought 297 families to colonize Texas from the US. the US. Who he daddy be (literally)?
Moses Austin
In the Republic of Texas, if I want to free my slaves, because I am such a good person, then what do I gotta do?
Get an act of congress passed (Only congress can free slaves)
Dear Texans,
Now that you are here and doing so well, how would you feel about paying a bunch of these to pay for border security and Santa Anna's cool uniforms?
Taxes
Texas- "Will you please ask us to the prom? We love you"
'Merica- Hard Pass
Why?
Slavery
What is bigger in Texas
Everything