College Years
Devon's day of drinking with customers ended with a polite request to leave this job.
Golf cart girl
After receiving a baseball and phone number from a Cubs relief pitcher, Devon hoped to reconnect, but he visited her only to reveal he had a girlfriend and to retrieve this item.
T-Shirt
Devon nearly burned down Corn's college house while trying to cook this food after experimenting with almost every substances for the first time. She then slept until 2 PM. What was the food?
Pizza
Devon has departed Nashville without a phone on this many occasions.
3
Devon met this coworker at State, who was notorious for fabricating stories about almost everything.
Autumn
John Cresto
Scammer
Paul Bissonette
Biznasty
Devon's first college blackout ended with a tumble down a hill in front of the football team, earning her this nickname.
Dev Deer
After a boozy brunch at this establishment, Devon woke up frightened in the hospital, where Heath was waiting to take her home.
Fremont
Devon, new to San Diego, woke up to a Snapchat selfie of herself blacked out on her story. Which holiday was she celebrating?
Saint Patricks Day
During Spring Break, two-thirds of the group hooked up with this famous athlete, while Devon robbed him of his booze, personalized robe, and cake.
Paul George
While at a bar, this 'friend' stole Devon's phone and went through her messages in search of her name.
Laura
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Junkman
Brian Allem
Beefy Beefcake
Devon lost her virginity to a man with this job title, and before she could tell her friends, the athletic trainer already knew.
Football GA
To coordinate with her comedian 'boyfriend', Devon sported a dangly earring featuring this heavenly object.
Angel Wing
After a long day/night out in Chicago, Devon dropped her pants and peed in her condo's hallways. Unbeknownst to her, a witness caught the whole thing. Who was the witness?
PB&J Bartender Adam
While blacked out for three days in Miami for THE Deep State Disco, Devon paid for photos with this animal perched on her.
Parrott
While Devon was going through her Jesus phase, this "friend" advised her to dress more modestly for her brothers in Christ.
Macy
Brett Warner
Spookie Pizookie OR Hatfish
Jackson Perkins
Military Man
When this phrase was chanted, Devon would suddenly drop to all fours and start hopping up and down.
Go little goat
Devon was caught by Mike and Carrie while home from college for hosting unauthorized parties at the lake house on this holiday.
New Years Eve
Devon crashed a birthday party at Homeslice after spending the day on a party bus. She was politely asked to leave. What was she wearing?
Hawaiian Shirt
Bonus Points: Sombrero
During a chaotic bender in Siesta Key for Corn's bachelorette, Devon sported a nose piercing for this many days before requiring minor surgery to have it removed.
2
Devon met this friend while competing in Miss Ohio, who has spent the last decade making 'Miss Congeniality' her defining personality trait.
Cadet Kellie
Garrett Galvin
Dweebie
Sam Mix
Scary Coach
After downing a full case of this, Devon needed carried out of a party, and her weave became a Twitter sensation the next day after being discovered on the dance floor.
Strawberitas
After losing her phone, purse, wallet, and other belongings in Nashville, Devon ate this meal before embarking on a path to sobriety.
Wingstop
Devon had an unfortunate incident in a friend's family home. She threw up in the bed of her friend's significant other's mother. Whose significant other's mother's bed did the crime occur in?
Stacey
Devon missed her flight for this girl's bachelorette party after blacking out at a Blackhawks game the night before.
Cadet Kellie
After meeting her boyfriend at a bar the previous weekend, Devon had a class with a girl who competed in this sport at EMU, who later proposed a threesome via Facebook Messenger.
Gymnast
Justin Springer
Property Brother
Moe
Midget Moe