What has a neck but no ears?
a bottle
What do elves use to take photos?
An 'elfie' stick
What has ears but can't listen?
corn
What do you call an old snowman?
water
What has an arm but no hand?
a chair
what can be heard but never seen?
sound
How does Christmas Day end?
With a 'Y'
What has teeth and bites paper?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What can be broken but never held?
a promise
What has stripes but no colour?
a barcode
Who hides at a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What is easy to lift but hard to throw?
a feather
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley
What food has a ring but no finger?
an onion
What can be long or short but is always measured?
time
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
What has a point but no edge?
a pencil
How does a snowman get around?
By riding an 'icicle'
What has a bed but no pillow?
a river
What can be cracked but never broken?
a joke
What do you call a snowman who tells tall stories?
A snow-fake
What can travel the world staying in one spot?
a postage stamp
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper
What has pages but no paper?
a website