The Tortured IT Department
The non-abbreviated form of IT.
What is information technology?
The phrase people say when something rocks.
What is 'That rocks'?
"I'm feeling ___."
What is 22?
The primary ingredient in traditional dill pickles.
What are cucumbers?
The genre of music that is often characterized by soft melodies and gentle instrumentation, often associated with artists like Norah Jones and John Mayer?
What is soft rock?
The first thing IT support tells you when you have a pc problem.
What is restart your pc?
The study of rocks.
What is geology?
"Down the stairs, I was there. I remember it _____."
What is all too well?
The name of the area near the net that players must avoid when volleying in pickleball.
What is the kitchen? (no-volley zone)
The basketball term that is used to describe the phenomenon when a shot hits the rim but still goes in.
What is soft rim?
The worst appliance IT deals with.
What is printers?
What is rocks?
"He looks up, grinnin' like a ___."
What is devil?
The US state that's known as the pickle capital of the world.
What is Michigan?
The band who wrote the hit "Landslide," which is known for its soft melodies and introspective lyrics, influencing the soft rock genre.
Who is Fleetwood Mac?
Pictures of ____ appear when you search "IT department" into google.
What are men standing in a server room?
The lightest rock in the world. It's porous, floats on water, and can be used to scrub the dead skin off of your feet...
What is pumice?
"You are a poet trapped inside the body of a ____."
What is finance guy?
The year pickleball was invented.
What is 1965?
The player that famously made a shot known as the "Flu Game" in the 1997 NBA Finals, where soft rim bounces helped him score despite being unwell.
Who is Michael Jordan?
The most powerful computer.
What is the human brain?
The most common type of rock on the planet, forming 66% of the Earth's surface.
What is sedimentary rock?
"And you wanna scream ______, _______"
What is don't call me kid, don't call me baby?
The size of a typical pickleball court.
What is 20x44 feet?
The term for the force exerted by a basketball when it strikes the rim, which can be influenced by the softness of the rim material.
What is the coefficient of restitution?