🏆 Steve’s Tier List
When Quentin Tarantino comes up, Steve will immediately bring up this movie and explain why it’s “clearly the best one.”
What is The Hateful Eight
This calendar date marks the day Steve entered the world and has been celebrated ever since.
What is February 21st, 1996
Brownies and apple pie may take center stage, but Steve insists they’re incomplete without this classic partner.
What is Vanilla Ice Cream
In a legendary post-party scene, Steve dozed off mid-hangout still clutching this item.
What is a Guitar
In pursuit of knowledge, Steve dedicated four years to studying this field.
What is a Business Degree
Pip-Boy ready: Steve has declared this Fallout installment the best of the series.
What is Fallout New Vegas
So reliable it’s practically his side job, this is the skill everyone turns to Steve for.
What is PC Help
Steve says it’s not a real meal unless this savory star shows up.
What is Meat
This friend was Steve’s strategic entry point into the group chat.
Who is Trevor
To win this round, you’ll need to look closely — what color are Steve’s eyes?
What are Hazel
So hoppy it could win an argument for him—this is Steve’s beer style of choice.
What is an IPA
Before he’s fully awake, Steve always orders this coffee drink.
What is an Iced Americano
According to Steve Logic, consuming eight of these guarantees a great night — and absolutely zero consequences the next morning.
What is Coors Light
This was the college job where Steve clocked in faithfully… and mastered the art of looking busy.
What is the Sandwich Shop
Blame it on the stars — Steve was born under this zodiac sign.
What is Pisces
So good even Steve can't resist - This Ben & Jerry's flavor reigns supreme in his world.
What is Milk & Cookies
When the vibes are high and the atmosphere is upscale, Steve orders this classic cocktail.
What is an Old Fashioned
In the philosophical framework known as “Steve Logic,” restraint ceases to exist once this indulgence begins.
What is Ice Cream
In his noble pursuit of flavorful feasts, Steve’s downfall can be traced to this condition that has waged war from within.
What is Colitis
Forget the poker face — Steve gives away his lies with this tell every time.
What is a Grin
So predictable it’s tradition, this is Steve’s go-to sushi spot.
What is Safeway (specifically the Safeway off Santa Rita)
On his PC, Steve has logged way too many hours playing this game.
Bonus points for who is closest to hours played.
What is Rise of Nations
2,711.8 hours played
Normal difficulty wasn’t enough — Steve elevated the suffering in this game by attempting this zero-margin-for-error challenge. (Name game and challenge!)
What is Dark Souls and No-Death Run
Mom noticed Steve’s “extra padding” and decided he needed more laps than snacks with this activity.
What is Swimming
Before his eyes are fully open, Steve’s thumbs are already busy on this app.
What is Reddit