Målskyttar
I am the top scorer in Superettan at the moment with 13 goals. (before today)
Noah Christoffersson
A high-energy cocktail combining vodka and a popular energy drink. The go-to drink for clubbing.
Vodka Redbull
You win this card game by ending on the lowest card out of all the players. The player ending on the highest card loses the value of the card in money to the winner.
Gurka
AS Monaco (1994–1999): 105 apps, 20 goals
Juventus (1999): 16 apps, 3 goals
Arsenal (1999–2007): 254 apps, 174 goals
Barcelona (2007–2010): 121 apps, 49 goals
New York Red Bulls (2010–2014): 122 apps, 52 goals
Arsenal (loan 2012): 4 apps, 2 goals
Thierry Henry
This big mammal can’t jump.
Elephant
I have done 2+1 this year in Gif Sundsvall. (Before today)
Ludde
A sweet, fruity cocktail made with rum, lime juice, sugar, and fresh mint leaves, often muddled and served over crushed ice.
Mojito
Players are dealt two private cards and five community cards. The player with the best five-card hand wins.
Texas hold'em
Poker
Beveren (2001–2003): 42 apps, 8 goals
Metalurh Donetsk (2003–2005): 20 apps, 3 goals
Monaco (2005–2007): 79 apps, 13 goals
Barcelona (2007–2010): 110 apps, 21 goals
Manchester City (2010–2018): 230 apps, 59 goals
Yaya Toure
These flightless birds are known for running faster than humans and laying the largest eggs of any bird.
Strutsar
Ostriches
I scored the first goal of 2025/26 Premier league.
Hugo Ekitike
This strong cocktail combines vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, lime juice, and a splash of cola, usually served over ice."
Long Island Iced Tea
A game where players match colors or numbers, and special action cards can be played.
Uno
AC Milan (Youth/2007–2008, no senior apps)
Dijon (loan 2008–2009): 34 apps, 8 goals
Lille (loan 2009–2011): 34 apps, 4 goals
Saint-Étienne (2011–2013): 73 apps, 35 goals
Borussia Dortmund (2013–2018): 144 apps, 98 goals
Arsenal (2018–2022): 128 apps, 92 goals
Barcelona (2022–2023): 39 apps, 11 goals
Al-Qadsiah (2024–2025): 27 apps, 17 goals
Marseille (2025–present): — apps, — goals (joined July 2025)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
This sea creature has three hearts, blue blood, and can regrow lost limbs
Octopus
Van Persie played in this team when he won the Premier League Golden Boot in 2011.
Arsenal
This classic shaken cocktail combines gin, vermouth, and ice, usually garnished with an olive or lemon twist.
Martini
Players try to collect pairs or specific combinations of cards by drawing from a pile or asking other players for cards. it’s especially popular with children
Finns i sjön
Go Fish
Ajax (2002–2006): 112 apps, 76 goals
Real Madrid (2006–2009): 20 apps, 8 goals
AC Milan (2009–2010): 25 apps, 7 goals
Schalke 04 (2010–2017): 175 apps, 82 goals
Ajax (2017–2021): 76 apps, 39 goals
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
These insects can survive with no head for several days. The reason they die is that they no longer can drink water.
Cockroach
I am the top goalscorer for Japan counting from year 2000 and forward.
Shinji Okazaki
This cocktail combines vodka, tomato juice, and various spices, often garnished with a celery stick or pickle. It’s commonly enjoyed as a brunch favorite and is sometimes served as a hangover remedy.
Bloody Mary
In this simple card game, players try to form pairs and discard them, but the player left holding a specific unlucky card at the end loses the round.
Svarte petter (Black Peter?)
Old maid
Rouen (2004–2005): 26 apps, 9 goals
Troyes (2005–2007): 51 apps, 15 goals
Excelsior (2007–2008): 28 apps, 11 goals
Toulouse (2008–2009): 37 apps, 13 goals
West Ham United (2009–2011): 54 apps, 26 goals
Newcastle United (2011–2013): 46 apps, 23 goals
Chelsea (2013–2015): 23 apps, 13 goals
Beşiktaş (2015–2016): 29 apps, 19 goals
Shanghai Shenhua (2016–2018): 37 apps, 25 goals
Demba ba
This small mammal is known for its armored shell, can curl into a ball for protection, and is primarily found in the Americas
Armadillo