Show:
Act 1 Scene 2
Act 1 Scene 2
Act 1 Scene 7
Act 2 Scene 7
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Mirror: You my queen are the fairest of all
Who says Ladies and Gentlemen a limerick for your enjoyment?
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Martha: That no one is nearly as pretty as me
Who says As a lady in waiting i am luck to wear
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Queen: Ladies, ladies, your attention please
Who says Yes your majesty
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DNR Rep: Ma'am you'll have to come with me to answer some questions
Who says Sir may we have a moment before you take the queen away. Ladies and gentlemen a final limerick.
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Martha: There once was queen so vain...
Who says her mirror could not call her plain?
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Judy: that I am so much better looking than you
Who says We're pretty and lovely so charming you see and we are the envy of all we see
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Queen: Anything you wanted to say to me today
Who says Why yes your majesty. Ladies are you ready. Ahem. A limerick for your enjoyment.
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Martha: There once was a queen so pale
Who says As the soldiers took her off to jail
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Judy: Her anger would cause him great pain
Who says but wait we have more
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Sheep: Snow White is so baaaaa-oootiful
Who says Ladies and gentlemen another limerick for your enjoyment
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Martha: There once was a queen so exquisite
Who says That people from afar came to visit
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Judy: And i don't think she'll ever make bail
Who says Bye-Bye!
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Martha our wit you'll adore
Who says so give us your full attention?
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Martha: There once was a girl named Snow White
Who says and she was a very pretty sight
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Judy: Your problems we will not mention
Who says When i look in the mirror i am happy to see?