Animals That Could Beat Me Up
In the 1970s, Gerber briefly sold “baby food for adults,” with flavors like “beef Burgundy” and “spaghetti & meat sauce.” This failed line was called what?
What is Goose?
In 1932, Australia literally declared war on this large, flightless bird… and lost.
What are Emu?
This cursed pizza topping has been dividing friendships since the 1960s — and no, it doesn’t belong there.
What is Pineapple?
The opposite of Pedophilia
What is Pedophobia?
This famous Bi Sexual pop star wore a meat dress.
Who is Lady Gaga?
Found lurking around dumpsters near West 25th, these masked bandits would roll you for your pierogis without hesitation.
What are Raccoons?
In 1814, Londoners got wasted for free when a brewery accident caused an actual tidal wave of this beverage to flood the streets.
What is Beer?
This cursed pizza topping has been dividing friendships since the 1960s; and no, it doesn’t belong there.
What is Jell-O Salad?
People with this phobia sometimes throw up when someone gags.
What is Emetophobia?
The Queen of Drag?
Who is RuPaul?
This animal will climb your leg, steal your Public House and walk away like nothing happened.
What is Cleveland Squirrel?
In 1788, a riot broke out in New South Wales because the governor cut back on this popular drink, proving that Australians take happy hour very seriously.
What is Rum?
Japan once released a soda flavored like this popular chicken dish; so yes, you could literally drink your dinner.
What is Teriyaki Chicken?
People with this phobia treat the number like it’s the villain in a horror movie — avoiding the 13th floor, skipping row 13 in airplanes, and sometimes refusing to even glance at a calendar on Friday the 13th. Basically, it’s like your brain decided 12 was perfectly fine, but 13? Absolute chaos.
What is Triskaidekaphobia?
This position is like doggy style except the top is facing away from the bottom.
What is Bumper Cars?
These are often seen outside of the Langston by trash cans.
What are Chihuahua Sized Rats?
When this king restored the monarchy in 1660, he sought revenge on the man who had ordered his father's execution: Oliver Cromwell. There was one small problem: Cromwell was already dead. So his followers had his corpse exhumed, publicly "hanged," and his head was cut off and placed on a 20-foot spike above Westminster Hall.
Who is King Charles II?
This ice cream flavor from the 1970s somehow mixed actual meat chunks with dairy. It failed almost instantly.
What is Bacon Ice Cream? Bonus points for Liver Ice Cream
Anatidaephobia is the fear of
What is a duck is watching you?
Popular H.O.T.T.O.G.O parody made by a 10 year old on TikTok.
What is H.O.T.D.O.G.S?
If you ever find yourself in Lake Erie, this toothy fish could ruin your whole day faster than the Browns blow a 4th-quarter lead.
What is Muskie?
In 1958, two countries went to war over access to this food, though luckily no shots were fired and everyone eventually just got hungry instead.
What is Fish?
In the 1970s, Gerber briefly sold “baby food for adults,” with flavors like “beef Burgundy” and “spaghetti & meat sauce.” This failed line was called what?
What is Gerber Singles?
The fear of being stared at by a mannequin — common in malls, department stores, and horror movies.
What is Pediophobia?
This TKE Brother will never admit it, but is secretly a raging homosexual.
Who is Zach Hofstetter?