Mr. Twit
What's the main problem with beards?
They're hard to wash and get very dirty
True or False: Mrs. Twit has always been ugly
False
What did Mrs Twit drop in Mr. Twit's mug of beer?
her glass eye
How many balloons Mr. Twit used to stretch Mrs. Twit?
100 balloons
Why is the Twit's house missing windows
he doesn't want people peeping in
How does Mr Twit think he looks?
grand and terribly wise
The reason she looks this way is...
she has ugly thoughts
What was the " Giant Skillywiggler?"
a frog
How was Mrs. Twit held to the ground so she couldn't fly away?
She was tied to an iron ring.
How many times per week to the Twits eat Bird Pie
once a week
What three places (on his head) does Mr. Twit have hair?
face, ears and nostrils (nose)
What helped her to walk?
a walking stick
What item of Mrs. Twit's, did Mr. Twit make longer and longer each day?
Her walking stick
What made Mrs. Twit begin to fly up into the sky?
Mr. Twit cut the strings around Mrs. Twit's ankles
What is the name of the tree in their yard?
The Big Dead Tree
How old is Mr Twit?
60 years old ( sixty)
What did she REALLY like to use the stick for?
to hit things like children, dogs and cats with
What was bitter and squishy in Mr. Twit's spaghetti?
Worms
What did Mrs. Twit do to make herself come down?
she bit through the balloon strings one by one
What brand of glue did Mr. Twit use to catch the birds?
Hug-Tight Glue
Name 2 specific foods stuck in Mr. Twit's beard
sardines, cornflakes, cheese, scrambled eggs, spinach, tomato ketchup and all the things he liked to eat.
What was not real on her face?
Her glass eye
What disease did Mr. Twit tell Mrs. Twit she suffered from...
The shrinks
What was Mr. Twit's "horrid shock?"
Mrs. Twit coming down from the sky and landing on him
What kind of stuff did Mrs. Twit grow in her garden and why?
thistles and stinging-nestles to keep nosy kids away