Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapters 5 & 6
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How does Kiana refer to her stepmother?
Stepmonster
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How long is Kiana's mom working for?
8 weeks
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How long has Mr. Kermit been teaching?
30 YEARS
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Who is the author of this book?
Gordon Korman
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What two things does everyone know about Aldo?
If he wants something he'll do anything to get it and he hates coconut.
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Who did Fiona marry?
Gil Fountain
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Who cries the whole way to school?
Chauncey
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What is the Stepmonsters name?
Louise
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How old is Mr. Kermit?
55
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Who is Dr. Thaddeus?
The Superintendent
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Who does Aldo think is a know-it-all?
Kiana
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What kind of car does Mr. Kermit drive?
1992 Chrysler Concorde
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How old is the crying baby?
7 months
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What grade is Kiana in?
8th
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What does Mr. Kermit plan on doing in 10 months?
Retiring
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What does Parker see when he reads?
A jumble of letters mixed up
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What do they call Mr. Kermit?
Ribbit
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Who stops to help Mr. Kermit with his car?
Parker and Emma Fountain
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Why does Kiana have to wait to enter school?
Chauncey threw up so the Stepmonster has to take him home to change him then come back and register her.
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Who pulls up in a pickup truck, almost hitting Kiana?
A boy her age
Parker
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What does the other teachers call Mr. Kermit's coffee cup?
The Toilet Bowl
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Who does Parker drive around?
Grams
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What language does Mateo speak?
Klingon
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What does Mateo do when he's bored?
He matches people with characters he knows from movies and TV
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Where did Kiana come from to stay with Dad?
California
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How is Parker allowed to drive?
He has a provisional license
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What is the principal's name?
Christina Vargas
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What makes Parker fall on the floor when he gets to class?
Someone put butter all over the floor
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What kind of problems do the guidance counselors think Aldo has?
Anger management
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What teacher does Mr. Kermit pull out of class?
Coach Slattery
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What school is she about to enroll at?
Greenwich Middle School
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Whose schedule does Kiana get?
Parker Elias
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What is Mr. Kermit's first name?
Zachary
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What does Mr. Kermit spend his time doing in class?
The New York Time crossword puzzle
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Whose class in next door?
Emma Fountain
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What is his purpose for doing this?
To get Barnstorm in the prep rally
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Why is Kiana there at all?
Her mom is filming a movie in Utah so she's temporarily staying with Dad
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What classroom is Kiana suppose to report to with her wrong schedule?
room 117
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What scandal had Mr. Kermit had to deal with?
Jake Terranova got a copy of the National Aptitude Test and charged students $10 for a copy of it. Jake was in his class.
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Who is the scariest girl in eight grade?
Elaine
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What grade did she used to teach before middle school?
Kindergarten
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How do the Unteachables get kicked out of the pep rall?
Rahim falls asleep and knocks into the girl in front of him.
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Who is the author of the book The Unteachables?
Gordon Korman
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What does a random boy tell Kiana about her new classroom?
It's where the Unteachables go
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Who was Mr. Kermit engaged to until the scandal occurred?
Fiona Bertelsman
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What does Kiana discover about Parker?
That he can't read.
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Who do Mr. Kermit and the teacher next door have in common?
Emma Fountain's mom