Students
This student has Dyslexia.
Who is Parker
This is my favorite thing to do in class early in the book.
What is the NY Times crossword puzzle
I was blamed for this event even though I had nothing to do with it.
What is the cheating scandal
The students agreed to do this with all the vuvuzelas.
What is steal them
A comparison not using like or as.
What is a metaphor
I am not suppose to be in this school, nevermind this class.
Who is Kiana?
This is the reason I am the teacher assigned to teach the Unteachables.
What is the cheating scandal
This person is actually responsible for the cheating scandal.
Who is Jake Terranova
They used his truck to move all the vuvuzelas.
Who is Parker
The "Big Picture"
What is theme?
I am a start athlete who can't play football because of an injury.
Barnstorm
These are the actual name and nickname for my car.
What is Concorde and coco-nerd?
This event is what lead up to the cheating scandal
What is Jake Terranova stealing the test from Mr. Kermit's desk?
The students did this when they were caught.
Celebrated
Giving human characteristics to inanimate objects.
What is
Mr. Kermit goes out of his way so his students can attend this school event.
What is the pep rally
I have been a teacher for this many years.
What is 31 years?
This is what he is hoping to achieve at the end of the school year.
What is early retirement?
Dr. Thaddeus said this about Mr. Kermit and his involvement in the vuvuzelas incident.
What is he should have kept better watch of them.
When the opposite of what is expected to happen, happens
Irony
This is the type of license Parker has so he can drive his grandmother to places she needs to go
What is a provisional license?
This nick-name is how the other teachers refer to my super large coffee mug
What is the Toilet Bowl?
These three things would make Mr. Kermit happy.
What are no students, no vuvuzelas and Dr. Thaddeus being abducted by aliens,
Dr. Thaddeus refers to Mr. Kermit as this after the vuvuzelas incident.
What is untrustworthy and incompetent
Giving human characteristics to inanimate objects
Personification