CALL THE MEDIC
JOINTS! ACHES! OUCH! Uric acid my goodness! Ain’t no doubt, Daddy’s got ___.
What is gout?
Dad’s hair has been the same for about 30 years but he used to rock this hairstyle.
What is the mullet?
Go to donut
What is a maple long John?
The number of years Dad has celebrated Father’s Day, including today!
Happy Father‘s Day!
What is 33?
This phrase earned him his very own Dundee award at his work Christmas party. “What the ___!” Or “Oh ___.”
What is Crud?
This muscle hates to see church league softball coming.
What is hamstring?
In the Christmas skit at church, Dad played this Seinfeld character.
What is George Castanza?
Dad ate this for breakfast Thursday morning.
2 items
What is Eggs and toast?
This was Dad’s time running the 40 yard dash!
sheesh
What is 4.55?
Dad has had the strength to hold everyone and everything together for many years, but he unfortunately has never had the strength to hold in his gas. When Teresa and Keah were over watching a movie, he let a little toot slipped and said this.
What is “oops”?
This VERY educational video played during his high school science class.
What is childbirth?
Dad has had the same alarm clock for years. Growing up it was always set to this time on Saturdays.
What is 10:00?
Dad’s top two pizzas from La Romas.
What is hamburger tomato and Sausage and mushroom?
Rumor has it Dad sold his old Cutlass Supreme and the guy that bought it got in a high speed chase with the cops! They didn’t catch him for this many counties.
What is 3?
Mom and Dad ALMOST won the newlywed game. It came down to, arguably, the easiest question “what’s your favorite food” to which Mom said pizza of course and Dad said ____.
What is goulash?
Dirty water! Yucky infection! This hand was the victim.
What is left?
In Dad’s Troy Bolton days he played this profession in a school play.
“What is police officer?”
Dad’s entire Braum’s order including the drink.
What is the bacon cheeseburger meal with everything on it and a chocolate chip malt?
Dad benched this much at 155 lbs nearly doubling his weight!
What is 300lbs?
One of us kids: “I’m thirsty”
Dad:
What is “Hi thirsty, I’m Friday come over Saturday, we‘ll have a sundae.”?
Kidney stones strike again. He got the wake up call at 4:00 am and said this onomatopoeia until he left for the hospital shortly after.
What is ooooohhhh?
After his nights stocking the IGA Supermarket, Dad and his friend Mike Gregor would play this sport under the lights after the late evening shift.
What is tennis?
One of Dad‘s go to breakfasts growing up, something sweet with a fizzy drink.
What is powdered donuts and Dr Pepper?
According to Jeff Taylor Dad ate this many slices of supreme pizza from Mazzio’s?
What is 13?
Dad went rabbit hunting with Grandpa Wolf as a kid. Papa Ronnie was about to shoot a rabbit and dad stepped in front of the rabbit and asked this question.
closest one gets it
What is “You’re not going to shoot him are you?”