Weird
Every morning, students in our class take turns doing this after announcements
Being the student teacher
Which animal does not appear in the Chinese zodiac?
a) Dragon
b) Rabbit
c) Dog
d) Hummingbird
d) Hummingbird
We miss her. Because she's weird and wonderful, but also because she isn't currently in Canada...
Macy
This Canadian Prime Minister is not as nice as we all thought. He did a lot of awful things to minority groups in an attempt to build Canada into the country it is today
Sir John A MacDonald
It's a daily duty to pick up this food-filled item from the office
The Snack Bin
Miss Bowen could eat these briny, crunchy, DELICIOUS little morsels all day long if she could. She even likes drinking the juice out of the jar!
Pickles
His shirt comes off more often than it should....
Edson
The text abbreviation that stands for "oh my goodness, laugh out loud"
OMGLOL
What country could it be? "THIS!" shouts Elena, every time we play Worldle (she's very patriotic)
Albania
This was a terrible fee that Chinese Canadians were forced to spend if they wanted to even enter Canada.
A popular food enjoyed by our class during class parties
Pizza
Miss Bowen's least favourite word in the English language
Moist
Tina
Lightning McQueen is a character in which Disney film?
Cars
I'm still not sure why teenagers are obsessed with this bathroom-themed saying
Skibidi Toilet
If someone is forced to leave a country (not their choice), they then become...
A Refugee
A popular food often enjoyed by students of 8B, real spicy Chad
Hot Cheetos
This dance move is frequently used by your super cool, super awesome teacher (who didn't write this, not at all)
Moon Walk
Trayvon's alter ego is known as...
Jamale/Jamali
The British band One Direction was made up of Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn, and…
Liam
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the student who ALWAYS shouts out answers and NEVER raises his hand!
Anthony
This type of writing uses sensory imagery to enhance your description
Show, Not Tell
Descriptive Writing
These adorable, crunchy and sugary little candies are named after the students in Miss Bowen's class
Nerds
"Mother is mothering," says Miss Bowen every time this artist takes the stage
Taylor Swift
The Birthday Turd (realistic or cartoonish - it's up to you!)
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" is a popular bop featured in this Dreamworks classic.
Shrek
Barrington
This day is celebrated every year on the 19th of November
World Toilet Day
Students in Bowen's room are often busy applying this in French class
Vaseline
Miss Bowen worked hard and taught a LOT of weird and annoying students to be able to afford this - her dream vehicle!
A Ford Bronco
Bushra is weird. So weird that she wears this hairless thing around her neck (it looks like Saad)
Troll doll
What is the rarest blood type?
a) O
b) A
c) B
d) AB-Negative
Our class pencil sharpener was named by this weirdo. We will forever miss you....
Saad
When two negative numbers are multiplied together, the answer is..
She sits in the corner by the window, quiet as can be, observing the daily weirdness and never saying a thing
Maureen
Cats or dogs? Which does Bowen prefer? (Please note: There is only one correct answer here)
Cats OBVIOUSLY
These manly burps can often be heard by one student in particular, at various points throughout the day.
Jersie
Which planet is the hottest?
a) Venus
b) Saturn
c) Mercury
d) Mars
a) Venus
Azariah and Tina
We used to use chemicals to clean the water, but NOW we use this instead
UV light
When we won a class party, we had a class singalong using this special device
Karaoke Machine
Miss Bowen and her bestie Mrs. McBride can often be found leaving the building during first Nutrition Break to go and get this delicious treat (that she absolutely cannot live without)
Starbucks/Coffee