Puns
Need an ark to save two of every animal?
I Noah guy
What family do Cats fall into?
Felidae
What famous actress died at the beginning of the movie Scream?
Drew Barrymore
Every 4 minutes and 13 seconds, enough wool is produced around the world to make a jumper big enough for what?
The statue of liberty
Who is the author of the Discworld series?
Terry Pratchett
Can February march?
No but April may
How fast can cats run on average?
30MPH
What horror spoof movie is named after the working title of the film Scream?
Scary Movie
Six generations back, you have how many great-great-great-grandparents
64
Who wrote the series beginning with Confessions of a Shopaholic?
Sophie Kinsella
To the guy who invented zero;
Thanks for nothing
Cat whiskers are the same width as what?
Their body
What group of characters tormented puzzle players in the movie Hellraiser?
The cenobites
The packaging problems of round fruit can be solved by making them what shape?
Square
Which ALice in Wonderland character did the author Lewis Carroll base on himself?
The Dodo
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Cats can have up to how many vocalisations?
up to 100
What colours are Freddy Kreuger's sweater?
Red and Green
An escaped sheep that was left to roam for six years needed how many pounds of wool removed?
What was the first story ever written?
The Epic of Gilgamesh
A bear walks into a bar, he asks the bartender "Could I have a rum..........................................and coke please?"
The bartender asks "Why the big paws?"
The bear says "I don't know I was just born with them."
What is an ailurophile?
A person who loves cats
Who wrote the original short story Candyman was based on?
Clive Barker
Hoss the record breaking hairball weighs how many pounds of human hair?
225 pounds
Who is Katie's favourite female Irish author?
Marian Keyes