Silly Riddles 1
The nose got mad at the finger and said...?
"Stop picking on me!"
You walk into a room that contains a kerosene lamp, a candle, a match, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy,
was he?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob Square Pants
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
echo
Everyone has one, and no one can lose it (except around noon).
a shadow
It is so fragile that saying it's name breaks it.
silence
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Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers
A peck of pickled peppers
Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers
Peter Piper picked?
What kind of animals are Max and Ruby?
bunnies, rabbits
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
your right elbow
What has to be broken before you can eat it?
an egg
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
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Denise sees the fleece
Denise sees the fleas
At least Denise could sneeze
And feed and freeze the fleas
What is the red car's character name in Cars?
Lightning McQueen
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
a piano or keyboard
I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old...what am I?
A wax candle
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
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Betty Botter bought some butter but,
said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter,
better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Who is the leader, the protagonist, in Teen Titans Go?
Robin
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
Anansi rode into town on Friday. She stayed for 2 days and left on Friday.
How is this possible?
Friday is the name of Anansi's horse.
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Fred fed Ted bread,
and Ted fed Fred bread.
Fred fed Ted bread,
and Ted fed Fred bread.
Fred fed Ted bread,
and Ted fed Fred bread.
Who is the antagonist, or villain, in Peter Pan?
Captain Hook
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness