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As we know, I've always loved the spotlight. My most famous dance move as a kid involved a lot of popping and locking and goes by this expensive name.
What is the Money Dance?
Poor Aaron married into our family without knowing the consequences, including rubbing hemorrhoid cream on Hannah after she thought she had this medical condition most commonly seen in older women.
What is rectal prolapse or rectal dysmorphia?
In everyone's favorite tale, Pappy Thomas walks up, prosthetic leg and all, to the drive-thru window after accusing me of not having the meals from this fast food restaurant.
What is McDonald's?
This vacation-car-ride-classic stars a bald guy playing a navy SEAL whose duty is to protect the five children of a man who was recently assassinated.
What is "The Pacifier?"
Last year's Charleston extravaganza was truly made complete by a guy who knows a lot of history with this name we could never forget.
Who is Tommy Dew?
Because Funkazoid is too easy an answer, that original dance move by Chase first debuted in a video starring him and Brady while Brooke and I played with these toys next to them (Hint: I had houses for them, too).
What are Littlest Pet Shops?
Years ago, Mom scared all of us by having what the layperson calls a "mini-stroke." Some doctors say this was likely caused by this clotting disorder shared by Pappy, Uncle Bobby, Brooke, and maybe even Chase (get that checked dude).
According to Taylor, when we are at this restaurant, we are a water kind of family.
What is Eat'n Park?
Mom loves her coworkers at Ligonier Pharmacy, and talks about them often. Perhaps the most material is from this young girl who texts her all the time and happens to share a name with someone close to my heart.
Who is Eden?
As Chase is calling Hannah ugly and I am rejecting preschooler's proposals, Taylor is seen in the background of the video pouring insane amounts of sugar into her cup to make this homemade beverage.
What is lemonade?
Back in the day, Chase was told he had cancer. However, this was a horrible missed almost-diagnosis (TYJ) for what was actually a tick-borne disease transmitted most notably by this species of tic.
What is the Lone star tic?
In a black tutu, Taylor's most memorable Concepts Dance solo was to this beloved Christina Perri classic.
What is "Jar of Hearts?"
Hannah is great at a lot of things, but gymnastics was just never one of them. In fact, as Dad cackles behind the camera (his day was coming), she falls off the beam this many times in one routine.
What is three?
When Dad experienced chest pain and nausea, these were possible signs of a heart attack, or a "myocardial infarction." The treatment of an MI before presentation to the hospital involves this "blood thinning" medication that Dad received after his return of consciousness.
What is aspirin?
My brother-in-law Aaron took some bullets from his own blood at his wedding. In his best man speech, Ethan accused Aaron of playing with this feminine toy as a young boy.
What is a doll?
"You remember the name of the town, don't you?" wrote Andy Dufresne to Red in The Shawshank Redemption, referring to this town located on the Pacific Coast of Mexico.
What is Zihuatenejo?