MOM HISTORY
How old was mom when she first became a MOTHER?
WHAT IS — 18
What is moms favorite food?
WHAT IS — buffalo chicken egg rolls
What type of animal was Betty?
WHAT IS — hamster
Who of moms lovers wore the skinniest jeans?
WHO IS — aebel
TRUE OR FALSE - mom hotboxed grandpas car?
WHAT IS — true
Which pregnancy of which child caused mom to be super fat?
WHO IS — tysen ofc
What school/career program did mother do after high school and almost finished?
WHAT IS — nursing school
What was the name of moms bearded dragon?
WHO IS — Breezy
How many Jews has mom dated?
WHAT IS — 2 that are known… hopefully she makes it 3 with ERIC
True or False - Mom worked at McDonald’s?
WHAT IS — true
What city was mom born in?
WHERE IS — clearwater
How many tattoos does mom have?
WHAT IS — 4? I think (tramp, feather, Arabic, bee)
Which animal did mom buy an incubator for?
WHAT IS — baby birds/ducks
Which of moms boyfriends referred to himself as GOD?
WHO IS — Chris duh
TRUE OR FALSE — Mom has been jumped by a gang before?
WHAT IS — true
What was mothers last PAYING occupation?
WHAT IS - modeling
When you get a burn… mom suggests to what?
WHAT IS — soak it in bleach
What animal is mom deathly afraid of?
WHAT IS — roaches
Which of moms boyfriends modeled?
WHO IS — Donald
TRUE OR FALSE — mom wants her ashes planted into a tree?
WHAT IS — false
What is moms FULL maiden name?
WHAT IS — Jené Charlene Velasco
What state did mom live on a military base in?
WHERE IS — Louisiana
How many animals have lived in THIS house?
WHAT IS — 9 animals (pumpkin, meatball, onyx, 2 guinea pigs, ella’s 2 hamsters that KMS, lizard, luna) HONORABLE MENTION 100 POINTS = orange cat i found under car that died 2 days later OR snake mom got when i was on cruise
How many of moms boyfriends have been to jail? (Even for one night)
WHAT IS — 4 **could be wrong** (nick, Chris, Bryan, ed?)
TRUE OR FALSE — Will smith hit on mom?
WHAT IS — true