Bible Jokes
It had 4 legs, 4 arms, 4 wings, and food inside.
What is the Ark of Atonement?
Who was appointed to take the place of Judas Iscariot?
Who was Matthias?
He was resurrected before his body faced corruption.
Who was Jesus Christ?
This Green-covered book was the primary publication used in the 1960's.
What is the "Let God Be True" bpok?
How long Noah, his wife and children "sheltered in place" inside the Ark before the flood began.
What is a week?
A woman without a name, whose body to corruption never came, who died a death none had died before, who's shroud you can purchase at every grocery store.
Who was Lot's wife?
Which of the 12 apostles died first?
Who was the Apostle James, brother of John?
His daughter was resurrected by Jesus
Who was Jairus?
What study publication first came out with a tan, then a grey cover?
What is "What does the Bible Teach (Us)?
This is how many "Arks" are mentioned in the Bible.
What is four?
Why was Moses' rescue by Pharoh's daughter a financial transaction?
She went down to the bank of the Nile to withdraw a small prophet.
These apostles were first disciples of John the Baptist.
Who were Andrew and Peter?
Jehovah used this mans bones to resurrect a dead man.
Who was Elisha?
What is the most recent publication we recommend for new students?
What is "Enjoy Life Forever"?
He was the primary craftsman of the Ark of the Covenant.
Who was Bezalel?
When does the Bible record the serving of the first "caffinated" beverage?
When Moses took the golden CALF, burned it, crushed it, spread it on the water and made the Isrealites drink it.
The apostle who's account of Jesus life is the most published in the entire world.
Who was John?
They both resurrected a widow's son.
Who were Elijah and Jesus?
This "Bible Encyclopedia" printed in the 1970's preceded the Insight books.
What is the :Aid to Bible Understanding"?
This was the second "ark" mentioned in the Bible record.
What was the basket* (*ark) Moses mother made to float him in the Nile? Ex 2:2&3
When Satan the great Dragon was cast out of heaven to the earth, and his tail broke off - where did he go to get it re-attached?
To the Liqour store - that's where they Re-Tail Spirits!
This early Christian was "sent out by holy spirit" as an 'apostle' to witness to the nations, but was not one of the 12 and never wrote a Bible book.
Who was Barnabas?
Who likely received both an earthly and heavenly resurrection?
Who was Lazurus?
These two years saw the release (in English) of the revised "New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures".
When was 1981 and 2013
This is the third "ark" mentioned in the Bible.
What was the arc of Acacia wood that Moses made to temporarily carry the two replacement tablets ?