Movies
Graverobber averts his eyes as a large box disintegrates a bunch of bad guys.
What is "Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark"?
Man dreams about life in a specific continent.
What is "Africa" by Toto?
A divorce paper is signed without the consent of the partner.
What is the Signing of the Declaration of Independence?
Alejandro's Home Country.
What is "Cuba"?
A quartet that kept getting swarmed by teenage girls.
Who are "The Beatles"?
Nerd jumps off a building and hurts his back, and also works at a pizza place.
What is "Spider-Man 2"?
Drawing wants a girl to hook up with him before a day (or two)
What is "Take On Me" by a-ha?
A dwarf man repeatedly wins against tall men.
What is the "Napoleonic Wars"?
Alejandro's Catchphrase.
What is "I'm so disappointed [in you]"?
A bunch of nerds with a song about a 50s artist.
Who is "Weezer"?
Idiot lives a full, interesting life while chasing a girl who takes advantage of him.
What is "Forrest Gump"?
Era-appropriate song that laments over the murder of a technology.
What is "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles?
Large boat couldn't handle a mathematical certainty.
What is the Sinking of the Titanic?
The state Alejandro wants to move to after high school.
What is "Florida"?
A quintet whose sound relates to a certain time of year.
Who are "The Beach Boys"?
Amputator is blown up by a chief for amputating too many people without consent.
What is "Jaws"?
Alejandro's Suggested Song
What is "Sous le ciel de Paris"?
As if they didn't have enough trouble, some Asians anger a giant by causing more mathematical certainties.
What is the Bombing of Pearl Harbor (Bonus Points if mentioned: 1941)
The alleged name of Alejandro's child.
What is "5 lbs. Bag of Flour"?
Rip-off Beatles.
Who are "Oasis"?
Girl commits identity theft after a bunch of contrived events.
What is "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"?
It's too bright for a man and he can't see.
What is "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd?
Old man obsessed with circles use mathematical certainties to kill a bunch of Latin men.
What is the Siege of Syracuse (213 BC)?
The Score Alejandro got on the APUSH Test.
What is "5"?
Ragged Insomnia (Supposedly)
What is "Imagine Dragons"?