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100

This blood sucking Kappa Alpha Theta perpetrated a $9 billion dollar fraud and is seeking a Presidential pardon.

Who is Elizabeth Holmes?

100
In his senior thesis, this overcompensating 1991 Stanford grad discussed his early prejudice against gays.

Who is Corey Booker? 

100

This MRGA speaker's appearance caused his own earthquake in 1990.

Who is Mikhail Gorbachev?

100

Let's make out with a thousand of our closest friends at this event.

What is the Full Moon on the Quad?

100

This slinger won the school's only Heisman.

Who is Jim Plunkett?

200

This future Presidential candidate and all-around fun guy protested against protesters in the 60's.

Who is Mitt Romney?

200

Stanford economist Milton Friedman was able to stay married for 62 years because he knew with this MV = PY that size matters. 

What is the Quantity Theory of Money?

200
This band might have played the Frost Amphitheater 1989, but our memory's hazy. 

Who are the Grateful Dead?

200

This big club swinger had extra-marital affairs with perhaps 18 women before finding love with Jr.'s ex.

Who is Tiger Woods?

200

These Lady Cardinals won their first national championship in 1990.

Who was the women's basketball team?

300

This famous father of seven pulled out . . . of his Ph.D. program in physics after only two days.

Who is Elon Musk?

300

This double f'ing Stanford historian believed that ideological strife was over, and that we'd all be liberals forever.

Who was Francis Fukuyama?

300

Once this icon sat down during her visit to Arroyo House in 1990, she refused to move.

Who is Rosa Parks?

300

This person resigned after allegedly billing the federal government for widening his bed.

Who is President Donald Kennedy?

300

This bratty courtier dropped out to slam rackets.

Who is John McEnroe?

400
While at college, this future immortal charged high school students $500 to take their SATs for them.

Who is Peter Thiel?

400

In The Confidence Gap, Stanford political scientist Seymour Lipset argued this form of government would make Americans happier.

What is socialism?

400

This famous American author of The Spectator Bird gave the Founders' Day Address in 1991.

Who is Wallace Stenger?

400
This sexy magazine ranked Stanford 5th for students who are both hot and smart

What is Business Insider?

400

This most decorated aquatic and poli-sci minor worked at the Mind and Body Lab.

Who is Katie Ledecky?

500

This man, who wore a dress for over 30 years, ruled homosexuality was contagious. 

Who is William Rehnquist?

500

Stanford art historian Albert Elsen rescued this sculpture's work from being dismissed at Victorian bathos.

Who is Auguste Rodin?

500

Sing this song with me: There she stood in the street, Smilin' from her head to her feet.

What is All Right Now?

500

Black tie's not the only thing that's optional at this gathering at 680 Lomita. 

What is the Exotic Erotic?

500

This character was the Stanford Indians' mascot from 1930 until 1972, when they and it became the Cardinal.

Who was Prince Lightfoot?