Drugs + Alcohol
"These drinks are not laced with alcohol, I promise."
Mrs. Bell
"I'd be such a great Asian, I love rice."
Isaiah
"I don't mind being touched while I'm sleeping."
Grace
"I'm gonna be on the news for beating up my students."
Mrs. Bell
"Women taste better than men."
Mr. Fish
"Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive."
Dylan Batien
"I'm ghetto."
Mrs. Vetter
"Let's do a quickie right now."
Ashley
"Have you ever eaten something so good that you just wanna roll around in it? Like I wanna just roll around on every surface of that restaurant."
Mr. Shipman
"If she ain't 280 than she ain't a lady."
Austin Nissan
"If you drink alcohol one time, you're not an alcoholic. But if I kiss Adam once, I'm somehow gay?"
"How come historically black women don't have any rights? Don't two negatives make a positive?"
Joey Cooper
*Clicks a highlighter* "Oh yeah that turned me on
Ethan
"Kirk Cousins has the most aura I've ever seen in a white person other than George Washington."
Adam
"Stop being a bedazzled war donkey."
Lincoln
"i've been told that if ecstasy was a person it would be me."
Reagan Zens
"I'm actually black, I just paint myself cuz I'm embarrassed."
Chesney
"Get your mouth over here and start blowing."
Jayanna
"I get romantically influenced by kindergarteners."
Andy Cooper
"You're a white girl from Milaca, you don't need to be throwing upp gang signs."
Mrs. Kunst
"If oxy was over the counter I'd be in real trouble."
Emma Juetten
"I want to commit mass genocide against the Peasites."
Harrison
"Open your mouth hole wide and just shove it in there."
Becca
"I love licking batteries."
Alyssa
"If they came up with a Gandhi Fortnite skin I'd spend $20 on it."
Jack Patnode