Elf You
In the words of our fearless leader
Behavioral Excuses
12 days of Xmas Countdown
Change of Plans
100

I am a 

cotton headed ninny muggins

100

Finish this sentence

"It's been ___________!"

"It's been a week!"

100

Happens each month in cycles

"There must be a full moon"

100

On the 12th day till vacation my teachers said to me:

How many daaayssssss left?

100

when the students get you off topic

"we were going to, but then you asked"

200

How should you sing

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

200

Finish this sentence

"It's only __________"

"It's only Wednesday?"

200

What is coming on December 25th

Xmas is coming

200

On the 10th day till vacation my teachers said to me:

Did i send attendance

200

trouble with ez cast

Well the TV doesn't work

300

call me elf one more time!

“He’s an angry elf”

300

Finish this sentence:


"Is it ____________?!?!?!"

"Is it Friday yet?!?!?!?!"

300

When there is a change in weather

There is a storm coming

300

On the 8th day till vacation my teachers said to me:

I need more coffee!

300

All copiers broken

The copiers are broken

400

“Okay people tomorrow morning, 10am, Santa’s coming to town.”

“Santa! Oh my God! Santa here? I know him. I know him.”

400

Finish this sentence:

"We are in _________________ now!"

"We are in survival mode right now!"

400

absences

Parents said they were "sick"

400

On the 4th day till vacation my teachers said to me:

Who's my secret Santa

500

When you answer the phone

"Buddy the elf what's your favorite color?"

500
Finish this sentence:


"I need ___________!"

"I need some wine/beer/anything with 5% in it"

500

December 21st this year

It's the day before vacation

500

On the last day till vacation my teachers said to me:

I'll miss my students!