I am a
cotton headed ninny muggins
Finish this sentence
"It's been ___________!"
"It's been a week!"
Happens each month in cycles
"There must be a full moon"
On the 12th day till vacation my teachers said to me:
How many daaayssssss left?
when the students get you off topic
"we were going to, but then you asked"
How should you sing
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
Finish this sentence
"It's only __________"
"It's only Wednesday?"
What is coming on December 25th
Xmas is coming
On the 10th day till vacation my teachers said to me:
Did i send attendance
trouble with ez cast
Well the TV doesn't work
call me elf one more time!
“He’s an angry elf”
Finish this sentence:
"Is it ____________?!?!?!"
"Is it Friday yet?!?!?!?!"
When there is a change in weather
There is a storm coming
On the 8th day till vacation my teachers said to me:
I need more coffee!
All copiers broken
The copiers are broken
“Okay people tomorrow morning, 10am, Santa’s coming to town.”
“Santa! Oh my God! Santa here? I know him. I know him.”
Finish this sentence:
"We are in _________________ now!"
"We are in survival mode right now!"
absences
Parents said they were "sick"
On the 4th day till vacation my teachers said to me:
Who's my secret Santa
When you answer the phone
"Buddy the elf what's your favorite color?"
"I need ___________!"
"I need some wine/beer/anything with 5% in it"
December 21st this year
It's the day before vacation
On the last day till vacation my teachers said to me:
I'll miss my students!