People Who Are Older Than Dad, Yet Somehow Still Alive
He owes much of his success to George Lucas (and vice versa), thanks to major roles in the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.
Harrison Ford
These massive Egyptian structures include the oldest Wonder of the Ancient World.
The Pyramids
This material, commonly found on the ground, frequently becomes airborne during West Texas springs.
Dirt
This “Happiest Place on Earth” was founded in 1971, 26 years after its predecessor in Anaheim, California.
Disney World
Known by some as the original “Double Naught Spy,” he was born in Edinburgh in 1930.
Sean Connery
Despite claims to the contrary, this architectural wonder cannot be seen from space.
Great Wall of China
A pyromaniac’s best friend, this element can be too hot to handle.
Fire
Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Put them together, and you’ve got this Disney movie, released just 2 years after Dad was born.
Cinderella
While some claim Heath Ledger is the best Joker of all time, he never danced with the devil by the pale moonlight like this actor.
Jack Nicholson
Texas Tech has a campus in this city. Bugs Bunny also gave Elmer Fudd a haircut here in the (arguably) best cartoon of all time.
Seville
Round and round it goes! This nifty part allows vehicles to travel smoothly across the road.
The Wheel
“It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me!” He released his first single in 1973, and continues to perform to this date. I guess Only The Good Die Young.
Billy Joel
You’d have to be pretty lucky to guess this actor without any clues. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Clint Eastwood
This is the second-largest canyon in the United States. Hey, we had to give you at least one gimme.
Palo Duro Canyon
Douglas Fairbanks first brought this foxy character to the big screen in 1920. Since then, he has appeared in 10 TV series, over 40 films, and countless comic books and radio dramas.
Zorro
This fashion icon (whose real name is Lesley Lawson) had a brief cameo in The Blues Brothers. Apparently, she had no qualms with paying $94 for a tank of gas!
Twiggy
This “Raging Bull” began his film career in 1963.
Robert De Niro
This place of higher learning first opened its doors in 1923.
Texas Tech University
This series of cartoons made its debut in 1930, featuring Bosko, the Talk-Ink Kid.
Looney Tunes
This movie, starring Charlton Heston, was required watching in the Beaty household every Easter. “Let My People Go!”
The Ten Commandments