how many timmys can you find
1 timmy
what is infinity + infinity 2
infenity there is no one or two
What has to be broken before you can use it
a egg
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
what is the best food ever
nothing everybody has different fraverit foods
if their is a red house made out of red bricks a yellow house made out of red bricks what is a green house made of
glass
timm plus timmy
timmy
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it
darkness
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts
What is the name for the plastic or metal tube found on the ends of shoelaces?
An aglet.
a dog has three puppys monday Tuesday wensday what is the dogs name.
what Is the dogs name I'm telling you what is the dogs name
what is 4 + 4
pishfork
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What is the human body's largest organ, weighing around eight pounds?
The skin
"Who is the King of France?"
france doesn't have a king
what is 3 plus 3
8
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge bob
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.He asked, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make it on Tuesdays".
What element does the chemical symbol Au stand for?
who in this room is timmy
the word timmy in the question
what is 8 + 8
4 leaf clover
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do
your name
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Which planet in our solar system rotates clockwise on its axis?
Venus.