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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What is our classroom theme?

Pineapples

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What is my favorite color?

Green

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What is my favorite holiday?

St. Patrick's Day (obviously) 

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How long have Miss. Davis and I been friends?

Since Kindergarten 

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What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon aid

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I am yellowish orange with a big mustache and little toe fluffs. What am I?

The Lorax

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When is my birthday?

January 9th

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What is my favorite season?

Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall?

Winter

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Which flexible seating option would Miss. Wheeler choose?

Yoga Ball

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What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing it just waved!

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How many yoga balls are there?

7

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What is my favorite food?

Tacos

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What is my favorite time of year?

Christmas Time

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What color are my eyes?

Green

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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How many students are there?

15

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How many siblings do I have?

2.5

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How long have I been teaching 3rd grade?

3 years!

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What is my dogs name?

Bug

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What's a snakes favorite school subject?

Hiss-tory

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How many pineapples are in the room?

A LOT!

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What size shoe do I wear?

7

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What is the best Disney Movie Ever????

Mulan 

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If I could go anywhere in the world where would I go?

Greece

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