Jokes
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
What is our classroom theme?
Pineapples
What is my favorite color?
Green
What is my favorite holiday?
St. Patrick's Day (obviously)
How long have Miss. Davis and I been friends?
Since Kindergarten
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon aid
I am yellowish orange with a big mustache and little toe fluffs. What am I?
The Lorax
When is my birthday?
January 9th
What is my favorite season?
Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall?
Winter
Which flexible seating option would Miss. Wheeler choose?
Yoga Ball
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing it just waved!
How many yoga balls are there?
7
What is my favorite food?
Tacos
What is my favorite time of year?
Christmas Time
What color are my eyes?
Green
What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
I'm bacon!
How many students are there?
15
How many siblings do I have?
2.5
How long have I been teaching 3rd grade?
3 years!
What is my dogs name?
Bug
What's a snakes favorite school subject?
Hiss-tory
How many pineapples are in the room?
A LOT!
What size shoe do I wear?
7
What is the best Disney Movie Ever????
Mulan
If I could go anywhere in the world where would I go?
Greece