Animals
I stand up big and tall, I jump up over every stall. I always go to the mall, to buy some eggs for all.
The Easter Bunny
What kind of bow can not be tied?
A RAINBOW
What is a cricket's favorite sport?
Cricket!
What is our home basketball team?
The Golden Gate Warriors
I am hidden and not well seen. You may eat me to get more lean. But hear this very good advice: put me in the place of ice. (unless you want me rotten on your meals).
Eggs.
What are the only mammals that cannot taste sweetness?
Cats
Why is April the cleanest month?
Because it is APRIL SHOWERS May flowers.
How do basketball players eat their cookies?
They dunk them in milk!
What is our baseball team?
Giants
This flower, often white, is a symbol of Easter and purity.
The lily
Which continent is home to the naked mole rat?
Africa.
What goes up when the rain goes down?
AN UMBRELLA
Why do waiters hate tennis?
Because everything they serve gets returned!
Where are the panthers from(NFL)?
Carolina
What sport is best known as the ‘king of sports’?
Soccer.
What kind of hare is named for its feet?
SNOWSHOE HARE!
What does spring end in?
In a G!
Why don't basketball players go on vacation?
Because they get called out for travelling!
Who invented basketball?
James Naismith
I am yellow and fluffy, light on two legs, you might eat my reletives, a thing that I regret.
A very poor chick.
What kind of rabbit dates with their feet?
Mountain hares.
How did daffodil win the race?
Because it was the PETAL TO THE METAL.
What can you serve on the table but you can not eat?
A Ping Pong Ball!
Who is the last American League Triple Crown Winner?
Miguel Cabrera
In Sweden, children dress up like these people on Easter.
A witch