Luna name that man
This man brought custi and you to the club after meeting her 1 time and brought 9 of his friends to pre at your apartment. After you rejected him 2 times he started 75 hard and when he couldn't get you back he started 75 HARDER
Aleks (UTSC hoops)
Best party we have thrown
April 2024
The illness Luna believed she had after getting hypothermia in first year February (1), when it was really (2)
1. Mono 2. Strep
This man said "does she always act like that?" after meeting you for the first time
Alex V
This man has hit on both of us and we saw him every time we went out first semester
Alessandro
Anton
The day one of us passed out on the floor on R2D2 while a man was sitting on the couch singing Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter and another was completely drunk at 4 am and refused to leave. The other roommate then proceeded to kick said men out and attempted to carry the other roommate (she later refused and slept on the floor)
Zack and Robert (inescapable 2 man event)
The illness Luna had for 1 month in January while completing her midterms
Pneumonia
The half of the two-man that failed and ended with you in a relationship. Luna saw that man for the first time again during the party where she was fighting with her boyfriend
Cam the chef
This man tried to cuff Custi very early in the relationship, was a virgin who possibly contracted an STD, and pretended to be homeless to see Custi 8 months later. We later found out that he was going on a date with Val's friend but cancelled because he needed to 'get off the apps' but we discovered that he is still here there to this day.
Sebastian
This man posted you before kissing you. He also judged your roommate for being a bad muslim and called her dramatic after she had a traumatic event occur.
Jay E.
order of seating on the couch: Luna -> Custi -> Sebastian -> bottle of white wine. What show did we watch that day?
Love Island USA season 6
The illness Custi always claims to have when she is sick
Covid-19
Brazilian Lucas
This man drove us home in his Tesla after Lea pimped Luna out at the bar. He was a 6'4 redhead model who told her he liked her highlighter. Custi later reunited with this man at Paris Texas where they shared a vape, later getting custi sick. We also found out he hit on Diego at ampm, discovering he could be bisexual. He is currently on a Europe tour with his 'girl'.
James
This man hit on Custi in the Maddy while blocking your view of her as his friend tried to speak to you (as you saw Alessandro in your peripheral vision). Whom you later found out hooked up with your friend Val at Cherry's High Dive in the photo booth
Alex (Rugby)
The night we describe to be a movie. Name all the events that occurred
1. Luna fought a bouncer at track and field
2. We met Mark and Tristan at a country karaoke bar
3. We ate a raw friend chicken sandwich and almost got food poisoning
4. Custi's ex-boyfriend and his friend Alex came into the apartment drunk at 3 am because they needed a place to stay
5. Custi was scared Luna was having an anxiety attack again and comforted her
Pregnancy
This man ordered 2 beers at the same time on the first date at a restaurant. He also asked Luna "have you ever blacked out before?". Luna believed she would be deported after this date.
Zack S.
This man came into our lives very randomly for a period of 6 months while discovering his sexual orientation, dated Yael, and had a roommate who was in love with his ex-girlfriend
Alfred
This man caused your 2nd biggest crash out ever after you hung out with him 1 time irl.
Kian
What happened to Jeff after the first time we went to AMPM
he went to the stabilization unit
The illness Luna contracted while having mono during finals while she thought she was pregnant. Custi also frequently has this
UTI
Luna's favourite hinge man situationship that lasted for 5 months. His famous slide "congratulations on the freedom of your country!"
Varak aka Vari
How-you (I dont know how to spell it properly)