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Roma, 1992-2017

Who is Francesco Totti?

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This second longest-serving club in the English top flight calls Goodison Park its home.

What is Everton FC?

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Group Chat member Bardia Kimiavi plies his trade at this midwestern college.

What is Northwestern University?

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With first division titles in four countries, this manager is known for his odd quotes as well as his nickname "The Special One."

Who is Jose Mourinho?

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After playing at Ajax from 2007 to 2011, this Uruguayan took a bite out of the competition with 69 goals at Liverpool and 142 (so far) at Barcelona.

Who is Luis Suarez?

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Manchester United, 1990-2014

Who is Ryan Giggs?

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This inaugural member of the Canadian Premier League previously played in the NASL from 2011 to 2017.

What is FC Edmonton?

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While completing his Doctorate in Physical Therapy, Andy Seraphin has run a website and media channel with this name.

What is The Futbol Physios?

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His nickname may be the "Bald Fraud", but this manager set records for consecutive league wins in La Liga, Bundesliga, and Premier League

Who is Pep Guardiola?

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This man won a combined 9 Eredivisie titles as a player and manager at Ajax, though he now leads Atlanta United.

Who is Frank de Boer?

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Hannover 96, 1999-2014

Who is Steve Cherundolo?

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Known as "The Lilywhites", this club won the first ever English Football League and FA Cup titles in the 1888-89 season.

What is Preston North End?

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A team known for its frequent ineptitude, the Group Chat frequently references this club with the phrase "Lads, it's [blank]."

What is Tottenham?

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Before becoming a long-time MLS and USMNT manager, Bruce Arena coached at this college for 18 years, winning 5 national championships.

What is the University of Virginia?

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His career included spells at the Los Angeles Aztecs and Washington Diplomats, but Ajax's stadium now bears this iconic player's name.

Who is Johan Cruyff?

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Zenit St. Petersburg, 1999-2016

Who is Vyacheslav Malafeev?

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This southern hemisphere club captained by Steven Taylor is one of only a few in the world to compete in a league of a different confederation from that of the country where it's based.

What is Wellington Phoenix?

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At over 20 photos, no professional has had more pictures posted to the Group Chat than this former Damash Gilan and AZ Alkmaar player.

Who is Alireza Jahanbakhsh?

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Though he most famously played for Milan and Ajax, this defensive midfielder made a managerial name for himself when he won the 2006 Champions League at a La Liga side.

Who is Frank Rijkaard?

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A former player and assistant manager at Ajax, this man was once described as a "dream for a striker" by long-time teammate Thierry Henry.

Who is Dennis Bergkamp?

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Seattle Sounders, 2002-2016

Who is Zach Scott?

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Holding onto their scholarly name, this red-and-white club are the last in the UK to have originated from a school team.

What is Hamilton Academical?

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In his "History of the Group Chat", Hannel So bestowed this name upon the mythical girlfriend of another member.

Who is Assclapitus?

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After his team suffered the first ever elimination from a World Cup for fair play tiebreakers in 2018, this man managed his nation in 2019 to their first Africa Cup of Nations final since 2002.

Who is Aliou Cisse?

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The only player to win the Champions League at three clubs - Ajax, Real Madrid, and Milan - this Surinamese-Dutchman is regarded as one of the best midfielders of all time.

Who is Clarence Seedorf?