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100

What sport did Jeff play in high school?

Baseball

100

What does Jeff say when he feels like someone is getting away with something bad?

Make me king!

100

What is Jeff’s favorite park?

EPCOT

100

What does Jeff always say when you tell him you are on the way home?

I guess I should head back

100

Where did Jeff and Maya get engaged?

Italy in EPCOT

200

What instrument did Jeff play?

Saxophone

200

What does he hate the most when filming fireworks?

Kids sitting on shoulders

200

What’s Jeff’s favorite Disney ride?

Guardians of the galaxy

200

What does he say when you ask about an upcoming fun activity?

It’s canceled 

200

What upsets Jeff when Maya makes a cake?

When she doesn’t use the whole can on icing

300

What name did Jeff want to be called by?

Dudley

300

What drives Jeff about all religions?

People not thinking for themselves (“sheeple”)

300

Which spring roll does Jeff prefer?

Cheeseburger!

300

What does he do when he goes into your room to talk to you?

He farts

300

What does Jeff tease Maya about when they watch a movie?

She falls asleep

400

Some of his best memories from childhood were all doing what?

Helping/being with his dad

400

What drives him nuts when someone tells a story?

Not getting to the point

400

What is Jeff’s favorite night time show?

Fantasmic

400

What does he say when a baby cries at Disney?

He just found out his parents didn’t use a travel planner!

400

What does Jeff do when we dance in the kitchen?

He does the girl part

500

What traumatic experience did Jeff go through as a kid?

Being in a hurricane

500

What 3 things gross Jeff out?

Snot, cutting someone’s nails, loose teeth

500

How many times did he go to Disney last year?

>200

500

What does Jeff say when you give a good suggestion?

He says no but we could (do the exact suggestion you just gave)

500

What do Maya and Jeff do in the car?

Sing duets