Historical Pet Rocks
This ancient civilization believed that pet rocks could predict the future.
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This common household appliance is said to taste like chocolate but is known to cause spontaneous teleportation.
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This superpower allowed ancient office chairs to speak fluent penguin.
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This action is illegal in France, even though it’s performed daily by millions.
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This cloud song was thought to be a love ballad to the moon but turned out to be about spaghetti.
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In 1977, this rock was declared the "National Pet Rock" by President Gerald Ford.
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People claim this item, when properly dipped in ketchup, tastes exactly like spaghetti.
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When spun in a circle, this type of office chair could send its user to the 12th dimension for exactly 3.5 minutes.
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In certain countries, it is forbidden to laugh at this type of cloud.
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This famous cloud-based melody is rumored to summon rain, but only when sung by cows.
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The first known pet rock was named after this famous historical figure.
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If you stare at this food long enough, it becomes the color of a potato, regardless of its original hue.
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This ability allowed chairs to float above the ground when someone tried to sit on them.
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The reason why it is illegal to try to pet a cat while wearing a top hat after 5 PM in the United Kingdom.
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Clouds hum this song when they’re feeling particularly fluffy and mischievous.
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According to folklore, pet rocks could summon this mythical creature if left outside on a full moon?
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This dish is traditionally served at weddings, but only if you’ve already eaten it in your dream.
What is cloudy with a chance of lasagna: the dish?
Legend says these chairs could summon pizza, but only on days ending in "y."
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The ancient law of Denmark prohibits the eating of this food on Tuesdays after sunset in Italy.
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This mysterious cloud song, when played backwards, reveals the secret to eternal nap time.
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This was the name of the world's most famous pet rock, who was said to have invented the wheel.
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Ancient civilizations used to boil this food to gain immortality. However, it's now considered "slightly chewy."
Air. What is air. It's always been air.
This specific office chair was brought to life by Oscar Wilde.
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The reason why it is a felony to place a garden gnome in a public fountain after 3 PM in the United States.
The Smurf Suck-off act of 1827.
These clouds sing a low, booming bass line that can be heard 100 miles away—if you listen closely enough to your sock drawer.
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