Ouch. My brain.
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
The dictionary
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet because?
I don't know y
What do you call a fake noodle?
An _______
Impasta (imposter)
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock
What team won the 2022 NBA Championship?
Golden State Warriors
I have teeth, but I can’t use them to eat. What am I?
A hair comb
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they would crack each other up
What do you call an exploding monkey?
_____ - _______
A ba-BOOM
(baboon)
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What is Michael Jordan's middle name?
A. Clyde
B. Stuart
C. Jeffery
D. Michael
C. Jeffery
I come out at night without being called. I'm lost in the day, but I'm not stolen. Who am I?
Stars
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot
Why aren't Koalas actually bears?
They don't meet the _____
They don't meet the Koala-fications
(Qualifications)
What has many rings, but no fingers?
What team won the first ever NBA Championships in 1950?
A. Celtics
B. Lakers
C. Knicks
D. Bulls
B. Lakers
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired
How do bees get to school?
By ______
By School Buzz.
(School Bus)
It's raining at midnight, but the weather for tomorrow will be clear. Will there be sunny weather in 48 hours?
No, because in 48 hours it will still be midnight.
What NBA team did Mr. Tom receive an offer to play for after he completed college at Duke University?
A. LA Lakers
B. Chicago Bulls
C. Toronto Raptors
D. Orlando Magic
A. LA Lakers
An average person has how many birthdays in his entire life?
Only 1, the rest are anniversaries
Why do dad's take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
Just in case they get a hole in one
Why did the fisherman throw peanutbutter into the sea?
To go with the ______
What is the next letter in this sequence:
JFMAMJJASON ?
The letter D.
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December
How many basketballs can fit inside of a basketball hoop?
3 basketballs