Weather
What are the two ingredients needed for a rainbow to form?
A) Chocolate and Wine
B) Water and sunshine
C) A Leprechaun and a unicorn
B) Water and sunshine
True or False:
Dr. Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" as part of a dare.
TRUE
Why can't you wear glasses while playing football?
It's a CONTACT sport
Colorado became a state in what year?
A) Never
B) 1900
C) 1876
C) 1876
Rats can live up to 18 months, but most die before they are:
A) 1 years old
B) Eaten
C) Married
A) 1 years old
Hoe man points do snowflakes have?
A) 6
B) None
C) 4
A) 6
Armadillos swallow this before they go swimming:
A) A Blow Fish
B) Air
C) A helium balloon
B) Air
What do you call two vegetarians who get into a fight?
A beef
What is the national flower of Colorado?
Columbine
Mice sometimes:
A) Smell up the joint
B) Cause fires
C) Dress up like dogs
B) Cause fires
What is the center of a hurricane called?
The eye
On Mars, the sunsets are:
A) Blue
B) Green
C) Orange
A) Blue
Have you ever seen the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it hasn't come out yet.
What is the state gemstone?
A) Petrified wood
B) Aquamarine
C) I Dunno
B) Aquamarine
A rodents_____never stops growing.
Teeth
How many times per year is the Empire State Building struck by lightening?
A) 9
B) 15
C) 25
C) 25
In Russia there is a village where every resident is a:
A) Freak
B) Tightrope walker
C) Doctor
B) Tightrope walker
Which board can open lockers and doors?
A key board
The state tree is:
A) One that a dog favors
B) The palm tree
C) Blue Spruce
C) Blue Spruce
How long can a rat tread water?
A) 12 Hours
B) 72 Hours
C) They drown
B) 72 Hours
What do you call an individual who forecasts the weather?
A) Weirdo
B) A man with a beard
C) Meteorologist
C) Meteorologist
The majority of Polar Bears live in what country?
Canada
Why are trains so expenisve?
They come with all sorts of bells and whistles.
Which State is located right next to Colorado?
A) California
B) New York
C) Nebraska
C) Nebraska
Which rodent secretes an oil that was once used in vanilla flavoring?
A) Chinchilla
B) Squirrel
C) Beaver
C) Beaver