What Show Am I
Come on down to the Quahog Civic Center for a monster truck rally. You can smoke inside!
Family Guy
I built my amusement park with a mosquito in Amber
Jurassic Park
The King of Rock n' Roll
Elvis or Chuck Berry
Laudering Money for the Cartel should be easy enough for Jason Bateman, if it weren't for this pesky competition on the lake.
Ozark
How many men will we need to stop 200 thousand Persian warriors?
about tree fiddy....jk. 300
Keri Russell's hair was so perfect, she probably lost some fans when her character got a trim.
Felicity
I went from General, to slave, to hero. Are you not impressed??
Gladiator
Queen of Pop
Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, or Beyonce
Are there monsters on maple street, or did we just cross over to a new zone?
The Twilight Zone
I'm not Rapunzel. I speak English, not German.
Tangled
I don't know whos tweaking more, this towel, or my friend named Tweak.
South Park
I don't know if i should pursue photography, or become a super hero. Hmm, maybe i should ask my uncle...
Spiderman
The King of Soul
James Brown
This time, Robin gets to be the leader, not Batman
Teen Titans
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
Its a Wonderful Life
Aww...they make such a good couple...but lets check back in 10 years to see how it went.
The Bachelorette or the Bachelor
The kids are tough to raise, the boy moves too fast and the daughter shields herself away. But their Mom is flexible and their fathers incredible, so they make it work ok.
The Incredibles
The King of Jazz
Louis Armstrong
I don't know who gets on my nerves more, my dad or his Jack Russell, Eddie
Frasier
Before Keanu was saving humans from robots, he was driving a bus.
Speed
I didn't know it took so many cigarettes to work in advertising. At least i have a cool suit.
Mad Men
I used to turn puppies into coats, but now I'm getting my own movie, thanks!
101 Dalmatians (or Cruella)
The American Beatles
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
Marissa dated nearly the whole cast, and she didn't even live to see season 4.
The OC
I live with my aunt and uncle because my parents were murdered by the evil overlord. But hey, let me be trained to perform magic and fight the dark lord. OH, and I'm not Harry Potter.
Star Wars