This day of the week and day of the month is bad luck.
What is Friday the 13th?
"Why you hurt my poor Norman?"
What is Psycho?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Don't let them catch you with your pants down." --Columbus
What is Rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms?
Every year on April 15th this is due.
What is taxes?
Seven years of bad luck.
What is breaking a mirror?
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little soul too!"
What is Nightmare on Elm Street : The Final Nightmare?
A newspaper
What is black and white and read all over?
"I've never been good with farewells so....." --Tallahasse
What is "That'll do, pig?
Californian dreaming of the future so they go to Zillow or Redfin to possibly plan.
What is the cost of housing?
Early Romans believed that a strong sneeze could release your soul into the world if someone didn't respond.
What is "Bless you"?
"Here's Johnny!!"
What is The Shining?
Put a little booogy in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
"I HATE Coconut! Not the taste, the consistency!" -- Tallahassee
What is a Snowball?
A question faced every evening either with agreeance or a fight causing one or the other to avoid asking the question.
What is for dinner?
A famous prince of Romania, hero to the people, has a grave filled with only animal bones causing superstition to believe he still walks among us.
Who is Prince Vlad Tepes, Dracula?
"They're here...."
What is Poltergeist?
Sandwitches.
What do witch's eat at the beach?
"One more clean shot to the head and that woman could've avoided becoming a human Happy Meal." --Columbus
What is Rule #2 Double Tap?
Opening a particular bill at the end of summer.
What is Department of Water and Power?
Dating back to Medieval Times, this device symbolized the gallows where people were hanged and today is feared to go underneath it for bad luck.
What is a ladder?
"A sensor once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
What is Silence of the Lambs?
Elifino.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
"Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?" --Tallahassee
What is a Twinkie?
Happening every 4 years in the United States, dividing friends and family.
What is the presidential election?