Jolly Ranchers
Petco
Chipotle
Tesla
Abercrombie & Fitch
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
A family lives in a large tower apartment building, 10 floors high. Every day their son takes the elevator from the family’s apartment on the 10th floor to the ground floor and goes to school. When he returns in the afternoon, he uses the elevator to get to the fifth floor, and then uses the stairs for the remaining five floors. Why?
Because he cannot reach the buttons higher than five.
Dots
Safeway
IHOP
Hyundai
lululemon
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A clock
Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster because you can catch a cold.
Hot Tamales
Goodwill
Mitsubishi
Burberry
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
the umpire and the catcher
What word is always pronounced wrong?
wrong
Lemond Heads
Dollar Tree
Saturn
Columbia
I start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
A mailbox
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A secret
100 Grand
Rite Aid
Jamba Juice
Maserati
Versace
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future