"MOM" & "DAD"
ANIMAL VERBS
BOOKS BY CHAPTER TITLES
FAMOUS WOMEN BEFORE & AFTER
FINISH THE PALINDROME
400

It's defined as an embarrassing, unoriginal attempt at humor--wanna hear one?

A dad joke

400

To selfishly take more than one's share, especially of the road

Hog

400

"Another View of Hester"

The Scarlet Letter

400

“Pretty Woman” actress who designates parliamentary procedure

Julia Robert's Rules of Order

400

"Dammit! I'm" this

Mad
800

Merriam-Webster defines this as "a typically suburban mother who accompanies her children to their...games"

A soccer mom

800

To live off the expenses of others, giving nothing in return

Leech

800

"Another View of Hester"

Les Misérables

800

An early 2000’s girl group based in Texas that requires payments from the non-custodial parent

Destiny's Child Support

800

"Dennis and Edna" did this

Sinned

1200

This paternal name for a rich benefactor comes from "Little Orphan Annie"

Daddy Warbucks

1200

To crash into with great force, as when battering down a door

Ram

1200

"The Deadly Poppy Field"

The Wizard of Oz

1200

The 1940’s Kansas girl who is Oprah Winfrey’s best friend and CBS News correspondent

Dorothy Gayle King

1200

"No lemon, no" this

Melon

1600

Cripes! It's time to scram! To beat it! To do this, originally Civil War-era slang for retreating in haste

Skedaddle

1600

To deceive or trick

Outfox (to fox) 
1600

"Aunt March Settles the Question"

Little Women

1600

I'll have a vodka & tomato juice drink with a Julie Andrews movie chaser

Bloody Mary Poppins
1600

"Lived on decaf, faced no" this

Devil

2000

This spice of the ginger family is popular in Indian food

Cardamom

2000

To hum, buzz or speak in a monotonous tone

Drone

2000

"I Strike the Jolly Roger"

Treasure Island

2000

Bridesmaids & SNL star who guided Santa's sleigh

Maya Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

2000

"Drab as a fool, aloof as a" this

Bard