They Call Me Arnold
Dad Jokes
Complete That 80's Commercial
Dads Think They're Funny
Name That 80's Movie
100
They hit a hole in one when mixing up this refreshing beverage.
What is Arnold Palmer?
100
What do you call a rude cow?
What is beef jerkey?
100
Pepsi. The Choice of a New _______.
What is Generation?
100
What do you call a small mother?
What is a minimum?
100
"Lemme 'splain. No, there is too much. Lemme sum up."
What is The Princess Bride?
200
This man is no monk, he's a wartime traitor.
Who is Benedict Arnold?
200
Why did the cow do for entertainment?
What is go to the Moooovies?
200
So kiss a little longer. Hold hands a little longer. Longer with______.
What is Big Red?
200
What bird wears a toupee?
What is a bald eagle?
200
"Honey, if you need me, I'll be at the gym or the gun club."
What is Mr. Mom?
300
Putting his love for the racetrack to practical use, this retiree clocks top speeds on his lawnmower.
Who is Bill Arnold?
300
Where do pigs sleep in the summertime?
Where is in Ham-mocks?
300
___________. That San Francisco Treat.
What is Rice a Roni?
300
Why is dad giving his chimney away for free
What is its on the hosue?
300
"Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips."
What is The Blues Brothers?
400
This past and future Saint has two girls, two boys and two different colored eyes.
Who is Katie Arnold?
400
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What is attire?
400
800-588-____ Empire!
What is 2300?
400
Why are barbers good drivers?
What is because they know all the short cuts?
400
"People on 'ludes should not drive."
What is Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
500
Not quite built for football, this scrawny character lives with his grandparents and navigates 4th grade with his buddy Gerald Johanssen.
Who is Arnold Shortman?
500
What is black and white
and black and white
and black and white
and black and white
and black and white?
What is a penguin falling down the stairs?
500
Switch to______.
What is Swatch?
500
Why was the dad telling people about the benefits of dried grapes?
What is he was raisin awareness?
500
"You must chill! You must chill!"
What is Say Anything