Shardy Quotes
Arguably the most famous Shardy quote, directed towards our very own junior left back Jackson Dear (two words)
Deary Why??!?!?
Daily Double !!!!!!!!!
Name the two 2024 NU mens soccer Captains
Our current 2025 in conference record
0-4-2
Known as "Grandpa Pizza"
Arthur White
Our locker room Combination
1-2-5
Less of a quote and more a staple of Stevies diet, he seems to have endless boxes of this snack in his office every year even though they probably cause some sort of disease.
Slim Jims
Northwood's top goal scorer
Ollie and BG (2)
Our current total record (In conference and out)
0-5-4
A once great midfielder for the NU mens soccer team and current coach of the EDS Mens soccer team.
Lucas Hart
These two NU mens soccer players transferred from a prestigious D2 soccer program form a neighboring state
Sam Hevesy and Nathan Casal
He seemly yells this players name every game in a high pitch tone after kicking a long ball out of bounds.
Albie!!!
This right back turned center back turned wing back recently scored his first GMAC goal in a hard fought tie against Walsh
Jake Funka
The amount of wins the 2023 mens soccer team had
6 (5)
Known as the one and only Ledgamiro, This legend of the Goonies gave his one and only season before leaving for the frats at MSU.
Casemiro Dimaggio
18+14
32
Angelos' favorite Stevie quote, It's just . . . (three words)
"not good enough"
This SVSU midfielder is the younger brother of a Northwood mens soccer alum
Evan Baker
2024 Timby Record
4-11-2
This 27 year old freshman from Manchester is now know for his dreadful Monday running
Stephen Walker
Daily Double!!!!!!!!
This man is know for rocking a beautiful turtle neck and his stylish haircuts
He says it every year when the timbys fail to win games, As if he's given up already. (two words)
I'm done
This recently retired midfielder of NU mens soccer never made his GMAC debut but was a true staple of the Goonies, even captaining them as a freshman.
David "Ledge" Ivezajj
The amount of wins Stevie Shard had in his debut season as NU mens soccer head coach
9 (5 conference)
This midfield bully and former NU mens soccer player is now playing a professional career in Sweden, always posting thirst traps on snapchat.
Thierno Doucoure
previously This 6' center back for Ohio Dominican University had a first and last name the rhymed in a funny manner.
Amadou Mamadou