Hot Mess Express
You think getting ready takes 20 minutes. It actually takes 45. This is called:
A. Personal growth
B. Time blindness
C. Fashionably late
D. Main character energy
B. Time blindness
You deep clean your room instead of doing homework due tomorrow. This is:
A. Productivity
B. Avoidance
C. Talent
D. Motivation
B. Avoidance
You think you can do 4 hours of work in 45 minutes. This is:
A. Confidence
B. Mogging
C. Overestimating capacity
D. Brain Rot
C. Overestimating capacity
Procrastination is usually rooted in:
A. Laziness
B. Fear or overwhelm
C. Only having one braincell left
D. Watching TikToks
B. Fear or overwhelm
If it’s not scheduled, it will likely:
A. Happen magically because I am a magical being
B. Be remembered forever and go down as a legend
C. Get forgotten
D. Flex on its ex
C. Get forgotten
You plan 7 hours of productivity but slept 4 hours. Your brain will:
A. Thrive
B. File a complaint to the sleepy department
C. Hyperfocus
D. Become a genius
B. File a complaint to the sleepy department
“I work better under pressure” usually means:
A. I love stress
B. I wait for panic to activate me
C. I’m elite
D. I thrive calmly
B. I wait for panic to activate me
“Real quick” usually means:
A. 2 minutes
B. 5 minutes
C. 30–45 minutes
D. A trap
C. 30–45 minutes
The 5-Minute Rule works because it:
A. Lowers pressure
B. Guarantees perfection because you're just better
C. Makes all your problems disappear
D. Impresses your friends
A. Lowers pressure
Planning tomorrow tonight reduces:
A. Anxiety
B. Time to brain rot
C. Free time to ask TikTok what the vibe is
D. Study my horoscope
A. Anxiety
You have 12 things on your to-do list. The healthiest first move is:
A. Panic & explode
B. Hit the Quan
C. Pick the most urgent/important one
D. Take a 2-hour coma nap
C. Pick the most urgent/important one
If everything feels urgent, the first step is:
A. Manic Panic
B. Pick randomly
C. Write it down and rank it
D. Ignore it because why not?
C. Write it down and rank it
Scheduling zero breaks will make your brain:
A. Thrive
B. Explode
C. Shut down
D. Beat up its last standing braincell
C. Shut down
Starting at 11:58 PM for something due at midnight causes:
A. Peace
B. Headaches
C. Stress spike
D. Extreme Baldness
C. Stress spike
Saying “no” protects your:
A. Popularity
B. Trinkets
C. Mental health
D. Rep
C. Mental health
If it’s not written down, it will probably:
A. Magically happen because I'm fairy
B. Stay in your brain forever because you have big brain
C. Be forgotten
D. Grow two legs and yeet into my brain
C. Be forgotten
You say yes to everything. This leads to:
A. Princess Peace
B. Beautiful Balance
C. Baddie Burnout
D. Sassy Stability
C. Baddie Burnout
Multitasking usually makes you:
A. Faster
B. Slower and more drained
C. Smarter
D. Obtain more rizz
B. Slower and more drained
Breaking tasks into smaller steps makes them:
A. Longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
B. Manageable
C. Worse but at least you still slay
D. Dramatic
B. Manageable
Burnout usually happens when you:
A. Rest your brain too hard
B. Overcommit repeatedly
C. Plan ahead
D. Take breaks
B. Overcommit repeatedly
The real fix for chronic lateness is:
A. Drive faster, queen
B. Blame traffic because, why are you there?!?
C. Leave earlier + build buffer time
D. Manifest John Cena
C. Leave earlier + build buffer time
Time management is NOT about:
A. Intentional choices
B. Protecting mental health
C. Being busy 24/7
D. Reducing stress
C. Being busy 24/7
Energy management means:
A. Working harder than your enemies
B. Matching hard tasks with high-energy times
C. Ignoring how you feel because you enjoy being the big sad
D. Drinking more caffeine
B. Matching hard tasks with high-energy times
On a low mental health day, a “win” could be:
A. Doing everything, all the time
B. Sending one email
C. Comparing yourself to the Lorax
D. Quitting
B. Sending one email
The REAL purpose of time management is:
A. Being the busiest
B. Impressing others
C. Creating stability and protecting your mental health
D. Doing more than everyone else
C. Creating stability and protecting your mental health