A man who lives in a fifty-story building decides to jump out of his window. He survives his fall with no injuries. How did he do this?
The man jumped out of his first-floor window, which was only a few feet from the ground.
A boat has a ladder that’s ten feet long, and hangs off the side of the boat, with its last two feet submerged in water. If the ocean tide rises five feet, how much of the ladder will be underwater?
Two feet
Three men enter a room, but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man?
The third man uses a wheelchair, so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
What is the most recent COVID-19 update number from Rick?
Update #24
Which countries have the 4th of July out of the United States, the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Australia, and Canada?
All of them
Who was the Chevron CMD prior to Clay Neff
Andrew Fawthrop
A murderer is condemned to death. He must choose between three rooms after his sentence is passed. The first is full of raging fire. The second is full of assassins with their guns loaded. The third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in six months. Which room should he choose?
The third room, because lions who have not eaten in six months are dead.
A man pushed his car. When he reached a hotel, he knew he was bankrupt. How did he know this and why was he bankrupt?
The man was playing Monopoly.
Who in the team has worked in more than 5 countries?
Audrey and Nigel
Every two weeks a man sits down and writes two words on 60 sheets paper. Why does he do this?
The man owns a small business with 60 employees. He is signing his name on their payroll checks.
If you were alone in a dark cabin, with only one match and a lamp, a fireplace, and a candle to choose from, which would you light first?
You would light the match first
David entered a restaurant where a crowd of people were enjoying a meal. When the people saw David they dropped their forks and fled the restaurant. What happened?
David was the name of a reticulated python who escaped from the local zoo and found himself entering a crowded restaurant.
I am an English word containing 6 letters. Remove one letter and twelve remains. What am I?
Dozens
A family has a chicken coop containing one dozen egg producing hens. One night, a terrible storm came and killed all but eight chickens. How many chickens did the family have in the morning?
The family still had 12 chickens: 4 dead ones and 8 alive!
Who has the cutest baby picture in the team?
Abieyuwa of course!!!! (Just for laughs)
What is as light as a feather but even the world's strongest man cannot hold it for up to 2 minutes?
His breath
A man is found lying dead in a field. Next to him is an unopened package. No other person or living thing is in the field with him. How did he die?
The man jumped from a plane with a parachute that failed to open. The parachute is the unopened package.
A family has a chicken coop containing one dozen egg producing hens. One night, a terrible storm came and killed all but eight chickens. How many chickens did the family have in the morning
The family still had 12 chickens: 4 dead ones and 8 alive!
On a hot Saturday afternoon, a woman was walking slowly through the savannah when she spotted a tiger in the distance. Instead of turning around, hiding, or seeking help, the woman began to run towards where the tiger was. Why wasn’t she afraid and run away?
The woman was visiting a zoo.
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says, “Thank you,” and leaves. What really happened?
The man had hiccups. When the bartender recognized this, he drew the gun in order to give the man a shock. It worked and the man’s hiccups were cured. Then the man no longer needed water.
A man died and went to heaven where there were millions of other people. Everyone was naked and looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if he recognized anyone. He saw a couple and he knew immediately they were Adam and Eve. How did he recognize them?
Adam and Eve were the only people without navels. They were not born of women, so they had never had umbilical cords and, therefore, they never had navels.
A woman had two sons. They were born at the same hour on the same day of the same month in the same year. However, they were not twins. How could this be?
Her two sons were part of a set of triplets (or quadruplets, etc.)
A man lived on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he took the elevator down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returned, he took the elevator to the seventh floor and then walked up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. On a rainy day, he took the elevator all the way to the tenth floor. He hated walking, so why does he do so?
The man is extremely short. He can only reach the button for the seventh floor. However, on rainy days, he uses his umbrella to push the tenth floor button.
In a large, completely empty, wooden barn is a dead man hanging from the middle of the central rafter. He is hanging three feet off the ground by a rope ten feet long. The closest wall is 20 feet away from the hanging man. It would not be possible to climb up the walls or along the rafters. Below him is a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?
The man stood on a block of ice and hung when it melted.
You are driving a bus. The bus is empty when you begin your route. At the first stop, four people get on. At the second stop, eight people get on and 2 get off. At the third stop, 3 people get off and 4 get on. What colour are the bus driver’s eyes?
You are driving the bus, so what colour are your eyes?