combine sugar, flour, milk, butter, etc. 350 degrees for 12-15 min
Baking Christmas Cookies
I made my family disappear...
I made my family disappear.
Home Alone
Let it Snow by Dean Martin
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
We came with gifts to bring to the newborn king
3 Wise Men
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Music
Egg nog (with or without rum)
Mistletoe
Ugly Sweater Contests
Christmas parties
****DAILY DOUBLE****
We Shared A Bowl Of Sugar, Did Some Shots Of Brown Liquor, Played With My Shotguns, Field Dressed A Cat, Looked For Women... I Read Him A Book!
The Santa Clause
Silent Night
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, and all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Jesus's parents
Joseph and Mary
This loyal little guy aids his owner in some half-planned thievery on Christmas Eve.
The Grinch's dog, Max
Door to door
Tis the season to be jolly.
Fa la la la la
La la la la
Caroling
"Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again..."
White Christmas by Bing Crosby
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
"May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Jesus's Hometown
Nazareth
****DAILY DOUBLE****
I've got long ears that are only matched by my large heart as I carried Mary to Bethlehem.
Nester the Donkey
Car ride at night with a cup of hot chocolate
admiring the efforts of the season.
Seeing Christmas Lights
“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”
Elf
**** DAILY DOUBLE****
All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you, yeah
Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh
I didn't know I could bounce
The Abominable Snow monster
Black trash bags filled with twist ties, discarded battery packs and torn wrapping paper and bows.
Cleaning up on Christmas morning
"Put that cookie down! Now!"
Jingle All the Way
This Christmas by Donny Hathaway
Hang all the mistletoe
I'm gonna get to know you better
This Christmas and as we trim the tree
How much fun it's gonna be together this Christmas
The fireside is blazing bright
We're caroling through the night
And this Christmas
Will be, a very special Christmas
For me, yeah
****Daily Double****
Sent the three wise men, but for alternative reasons...
King Herod
My time is almost up. To kidnap this baby would mean eternal life!
Aeon the Vulture
from "Rudolph's Shiny New Year"