Lemov's Lighter Side
Animals and Metaphors
Catchy Classroom Quotes
Teacher "Tells"
Absolute Chaos
100

Doug Lemov tries to be "hilarious" in a talking-to-teenagers way by ironically asking if something terrible happened to this famous celebrity family

Who are the Kardashians?

100

This is the "civilized" name Mr. Gilhool used for a famous Dutch city to avoid saying what he considered a "vulgar" word.  

What is Amsterdarn? 

100

 Instead of just saying "Great job," a teacher using this move responds to a correct answer with an even harder follow-up question

What is Stretch It?

100

This move involves acting like an aspiring office-holder by pointing in recognition to students who are following your directions.

What is "the Politician?"

100

This Be Seen Looking move involves standing on your tiptoes to check a hard-to-see spot in the classroom, like you're peering over a fence

What are the Tiptoes?

200

When a teacher projects a visible timer on the screen so students can manage their own work time during a task, they are doing this

What is Work the Clock?

200

Humans are "eusocial" creatures who coordinate in groups, a rare trait we share with this "funny looking" and "quirky" mammal.

What is the naked mole rat?

200

 This three-word alliterative phrase is the "catchiest" way to encourage students to speak audibly so everyone can hear.

What is "Loud and Proud"?.

200

This specific "clicky" sound is a "tell" that lets students know you've decided their answer is wrong and won't be going up on the board

What is recapping a marker?

200

Instead of a normal countdown, Lisa Wing uses this explosive three-word routine to have students show their answers all at once.

What is "Boom, Boom, Pow"?

300

To minimize time spent passing out papers, a teacher might give students a "packet" at the start of class containing all the day's materials, a move called this

What is a Double Plan?

300

This paradox, named after a common medical supply, explains why the harder work of "slow" accountability is better for students in the long run.

What is the Band-Aid Paradox?

300

This neuroscientific effect is named after a 1980s video game where you play long enough to see brightly colored shapes falling everywhere.

What is the Tetris Effect?

300

 In this card game, players wear sunglasses to hide unintentional signals, just like teachers must manage their faces when a student gives a wrong answer.

What is poker?

300

The author's name

Who is Doug Lemov?

400

This is the name for a period of time where students work independently and without talking to ensure they can master the task on their own

What is Silent Solo?

400

Lemov compared his developmental editor's job to this animal-wrangling task, though he admitted he was the only "cat" involved.

What is herding cats?

400

When a teacher redirects a student by describing what they should be doing (like "pencils moving") rather than what they are doing wrong, they are using this.

What is Positive Framing?

400

Doug Lemov admits his own personal "tell" for a flimsy student answer was a long blink and this single, patronizing word.

What is "Interesting"?

400

This cognitive science principle explains why "hands-on" activities are most effective only after students have enough background knowledge to perceive the meaning of the activity

What is the Guidance Fading Effect?.

500

 When a student is stuck, a teacher might provide the "smallest viable hint" (like giving the first step) to help them find the answer themselves, known as this

 What is Break It Down?

500

This effect describes the "unwitting conspiracy" where unskilled students significantly overestimate how much they actually know

What is the Dunning-Kruger Effect?

500

 These are quick, two-second cheers (like "two claps on two") that the whole class gives to celebrate a peer's hard work or a great answer.

What are Props?

500

This is the name for the habit of greeting every student by name at the door with a handshake or a smile to set a positive tone for the day.

What is Threshold?

500
What time do we close at CTL on Fridays?

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